Battery's Stupid Stories

Battery's Vlogs #2

*Camera turning on beep*

Battery: FUUUUU-

Oh hello dear viewers.. I tried to make cherry juice cake for our squad trip to the ocean.. But my cake exploded.. GODDAMMIT MADDIE YOUR BORAX BOMB WAS IN IT!!!!

Maddie: Sorry...

Battery throws a stick at Maddie

Maddie: I'm gonna kicc you!!

Jp: I will smacc you!

Battery: YOU TWO CAN'T SPELL RIGHT!!

Bosco: I just gave you lessons too, dammit!

Battery: Anyway! We are going in the ocean!!

Everyone: Yayy~!

-Five hours later-

Battery: Guys... Shark attack!!

Maddie and Jp: NO! Its attacc!

Bosco: FOR FUCKS SAKE, NOT NOW!

Maddie throws her borax bomb at the shark, and it foamed up in that poor shark's mouth

Battery: I FOUND SOME BOOTY!!

Maddie: There's more than one person you know...

Battery: *sigh* I FOUND SOME TREASURE!!

-five more hours later-

Battery: Lets open it!!

Bosco: NO!! *whispers* We have to keep the viewers waiting so we can get more views!

Battery: right..

Battery draining out! Bye!

*Camera beeps*

2020 Battery: Heya guys. It's me from the future.

Anyway.

In my original unedited vlog it said that I rushed this cuz I had no idea what to write at the time this one was originally made so... yeah. Keep in mind this was made in... 2018? It's 2020 currently

*AHEM*

Incase if you forgot.

Battery draining out, bye-bye!

*Camera turning off beep*