Battery's Stupid Stories

Battery's Vlog #4

*Camera turning on beep*

Battery: Hi there! Today I have just Bosco... 

Bosco: Heyy.. 

Battery: The others were busy with other things... 

*Flashback* 

Maddie: No! I'm not going! That place is scary, and I got other things to do! 

Battery: Well fine then! I'll go ask Jp! 

Maddie: Good luck.. 

-Walks to Jp's room- 

*opens door* 

Battery: H- ... 

*stares at Jp looking at himself in the mirror* 

Jp: I thought I was buff... But I have... 

... 

SPUGET ARMS!!! 

Battery: ...    ._.

*slowly walks out of the room and closes door*

*End of ze flashback* 

Bosco: Well dear sister, We shall stay the entire night without leaving the scary house! 

Battery: A'ight..  Oof we are here... 

Bosco: Aff... Ton...? 

Battery: It's Afton.. As in the Afton household... 

Bosco: ... Does that family have something to do with FNAF? 

Battery: ... 

Bosco: ANSWER ME, PEASANT!

Battery: Perhaps...

Bosco: ... *internally freaks out*

Battery: Anyway, let's go in, and hope whatever is in there doesn't eat us.. 

-timeskip to inside the house, and in the one boy's room- 

Battery: I got knives 

Bosco: YEEE

Battery: *gives knives to Bosco* Wait a minute... *pulls out phone*

Bosco: What? 

Battery: ... THESE PEOPLE DIDN'T BUY WIFI BEFORE THEY LEFT!! 

Bosco: >:O 

Battery: >:O 

-11:58 PM- 

Battery: Shit, the nightmares are gonna come out at 12.. 

Bosco: ehehehe.... 

-11:59 PM- 

Battery: Ah... Were fiiiine.... 

Bosco: Ehehehehe... Yeah, we definetly won't die or anything... 

Battery: W-what's the worst t-that would h-happen..? 

-12:00 AM-
Grrrr... 

Battery: Fuck this shit I'm out~!

Bosco: Bitch don't even think about ditching me! What do we do?! 

Battery: One; Fuck you for call on me a bitch, and Two; obviously what all the people don't do in the horror movies... LOCK ALL THE DAMN DOORS AND HIDE SOMEWHERE!!

Bosco: Okie..  *walks to a door and doesn't see a lock* 

Bosco: There's no lock on this door.. 

*battery walks to another door*

Battery: THE PREVIOUS OWNER SUCKS! NO LOCKS, NO SERVICE, AND NO WIFI! IS THIS DUDE A DAMN CAVEMAN?!?

*Walks to a closet and opens it* 

Nightmare Foxy: Arrg, lil' kid, want some candy? 

Battery: You ain't touchin' my buns, hun!

Nightmare Foxy: Wait, what the fu-

*battery shuts the closet door*

Bosco: What do we do? 

Battery: I got an Idea...  But Plan B is in case Plan A doesn't work.. 

Bosco: okay.. 

Battery: just shut the door when we see the Nightmares.. 

Bosco: k...

*opens door and Nightmare Fredbear scares her* FUUUUU- 

Battery: SHUT THE DOOR!! 

*Bosco shuts the door and Nightmare Fredbear walks away*

*battery looks at the bed and locks eyes with a bunch of Nightmare Freddy bobble-heads*

Battery: WHAT THE FUUU??  *throws a toy at them, then they fall on the ground and turn into tiny smoke puffs*

Battery: Alright, check the other door.. 

Bosco: Damn you... *checks door and Nightmare Chica spooks the hell outta her*

SHIIII- 

Battery: AGAIN, DOORS EXIST! 

*Bosco slams the door shut until Nightmare Chica walks away*

Battery: My turn I guess it's my turn... The fucks wrong with me...?

*checks the first door Bosco checked and Nightmare Bonnie spooks Battery, but Battery just kicks him back and shut the door*

Battery: .... Check ze door now please... 

Bosco: ;-; okie.... Why did I agree to coming here? 

Battery: Because you weren't busy and you aren't a coward.. 

*Bosco checks the door Battery checked first, and suprise! Nightmare made her turn completely pale because he scared the shizzle nizzle outta her, and battery pulled Bosco back*

Bosco: ohmygawd,ohmygawd,ohmygawd... 

Battery: Time for Plan B...

Feed you to the monsters and I leave.

Bosco: FUCK NO I DIDN'T AGREE TO THAT!

Battery: Sike, but remember what I said before we got here about Plan B?

Bosco: Yeah. Are you sure this will work? 

Battery: I don't care if it will work, as long as I get something to eat... 

-timeskip to 6 AM and back at the house- 

Maddie: How did you two survive anyway? 

Bosco and Battery: .... Weeeellll...~

(explains story) 

*flashback to how they survived* 

Bosco: Wow... Loving this fried chicken and toaster bunny!

Battery: Why did I get bear meat... and fox meat... ;-; 

Bosco: Sorry you had to eat the fox, I know you love foxes...

Battery: ;-;

Bosco: I know what will cheer you up!

Both: Dessert!~

-Nightmare had been turned into a beautiful bowl of ice cream, then Battery and Bosco ate him...- 

*end of flashback* 

Maddie and Jp: .... Well shit dude.

Battery: Well that's all!~

Battery draining out! BYE!

*Camera turning off beep*