Battery's Stupid Stories

Battery's Vlog #3

*Camera turning on beep*

Battery: Ayy! I'm going solo today..  I got a new... Sister? 

Mom: *pops outta no where* Yes, you did.. 

Battery: Big mistake, Mom...  Anyway, I was just gonna ... Oh yeah, basically tell you about my thought when I'm trying to sleep. 

Thought #1: Have I eaten today? 

Thought #2: My butt itches.. 

Thought #3: GODDAMN I NEED MY KAWAII~POTATO!! 

Thought #4: Some people are strong, some people are smart... But me?

I am a.... 

... 

Spuget! 

Thought #5: When did I have batteries on my cheeks? 

Thought #6: I like trains..

*Train hits JP's room*

That's what you get for being an asshole to me earlier, you douche.. 

Thought #7: Why was Mom scared of Sayori the ceiling fan?

*looks at sayori hanging*

Thought #8: I nEeD iT!!

Thought #9: Jp has spuget arms.. 

Thought #10: The coconut nut is a big, big nut, but if you eat to much, you get very FAT! Now the coconut nut, nut, is a delicious nut, but this delicious nut, is NOT a nut!

Battery... *yawn* draining outsies... G'night....

*snores obnoxiously*

*Camera turning off beep*