Where's Charlie?

Anatomy lessons with Satan

"Cassie! How is my favourite angel doing." Lucifer spread his arms to engulf Castiel in a big hug. The poor clueless angel looked at Sam for an explanation. "Ah.. I'm not an Angel anymore actually?" Castiel managed to pull away.

Lucifer cocked is head. "No. Where is your grace?" He frowned as he stared into Castiel's soul. "Mettatron stole it and took it as his own." Castiel mumbled. He was very bummed out about it. "Who are you again?"

"Oh. I'm your big brother Lucifer here to fix you right up." Lucifer grinned cheerfully.

Castiel backed off and looked at Sam. "Sam? Why aren't you bothered?"

"Lucifer explained everything already. Apparently halfway through he swapped with Zacheriah." Sam shrugged. "I'm giving the benefit of the doubt."

Castiel nodded slowly. "And who are you?" He watched the other two cautiously. "I'm Chloe. I'm a human detective... I can't believe I have to say that." She mumbled the last part. "And Im Alastor. Pleasure to meet you feathers." Alastor shook Castiel's hand.

"So what is grace? If you don't mind me asking?" Chloe asked curiously. "Allow me to explain." Lucifer smiled at her. "Angels are made of frequencies and light. To the human eyes and ears we are too bright and too loud to comprehend. Grace is the core of the frequency that makes up an angel." Lucifer explained.

Chloe looked horrified. "So essentially this Mettatron guy took your heart?" She turned to Castiel. "More like his soul." Lucifer commented. Chloe frowned. "That must have hurt."

"It's.. quite alright." Castiel looked slightly touched at her concern. "No, no it isn't." Lucifer hissed angrily. "He stole your entire being. Please brother allow me to restore your grace to you."

"You can do that?" Sam blinked in surprise as Lucifer placed his and on Castiel's forehead. Not quite a smiting position but very close to it. With a short flash and a gasp from Castiel the man suddenly looked much better. Less lost puppy more proud angel.

"There. Much better." Lucifer smiled and took a step back.

"I'm confused." Chloe spoke up. "You said angels were too bright for humans to comprehend. How come I can in fact see the both of you?" She looked at Castiel and then Lucifer. As if she had to make sure she could see them.

"Castiel is wearing a vessel. A human who willingly consented to an angel riding around in their skin." Lucifer explained. Chloe frowned at that. She didnt like the idea of angels doing such a thing. "Wait. Are you?" Her frown deepened.

Lucifer shook his head. "No. I made myself a vessel so I wouldn't have to burn out of people every two weeks."

Chloe nodded. "Oh. Ok..." she relaxed and smiled.

"While we're on the topic of anatomy. Why does Sammy look like a shredded cheese?" Lucifer frowned.

Sam blinked and shrugged. "I feel fine."

Dean who had woken up a while ago, raised his head. He hadn't felt like speaking up before this. "Sam tried to shut the gates of hell..." he explained softly.

"So you slapped an angel bandaid on it to fix your shredded insides?" Lucifer clapped in his hands. "The epitome of stupidity everyone. Sam and Dean Winchester. Honestly what if you succeeded in closing hell? What then. The thing what happened to the angels might have happened to the demons. Then you'd have more work on your hands. And Sam would be dead and Dean would have to deal with it on his own." Luciter dragged his hands through his hair. "Honestly boys. "

Sam and Dean looked like two children who were just scolded by their mother.

Castiel decided that was the moment to speak up. "Sam. Why is there an angel in you?"

Sam opened his mouth to reply when the implications of that question hit him. "W.. what?" He looked at Dean who was suddenly trying his best to hide under the table. "Dean? Care to explain." He frowned at his brother.

"I couldn't let go... and. Ezekiel offered to fix you." Dean muttered.

"Ah, no. that's Gadreel." Lucifer wiggled his finger at Sam.

Dean froze. "Oh yeah. Forgot to mention he was allegedly the one guarding the entrance to the Garden." Lucifer looked amused by Dean's growing horror. "Oh yeah. He let the snake in. Granted he wasn't the one patrolling the Garden but he was still an accomplice. " he chuckled when Sam's eyes started glowing blue.

"I'm innocent. How should I have known what would happen!" Gadreel protested.

"Despite the fact that God ordered you to not let anyone in?" Lucifer smirked. "I believe I was staging a rebellion at the time. Anyone could have been a spy or someone who wished to do ill." He chuckled. "You're really just a stupid angel."

Gadreel lost it and attacked Lucifer. Chloe raised her gun. Wondering if it would do any good in this situation. Dean in turn raised his gun at Chloe. "Don't! You'd just harm Sam." Dean warned.

Alastor stood back with the other resident angel and simply enjoyed the show. He hadn't had this much fun since... well you know.

Lucifer held Gadreel by the throat and banished him with a thought. The trip to hell had made him feel refreshed. Ready to take on anything. Not to mention that he had no time for this bullshit. Lucifer healed Sam. He might as well he did kind of owe the brothers.

When it was all over they stood like that frozen for a couple of seconds. "I'm going for a walk." Sam hissed and rushed up the stairs and out of the door.

Lucifer sighed. "Welp. You're welcome. Have fun with that bomb. We're off to find my baby girl."

Dean frowned. "What was her name again?"

"Charlotte or Charlie. She's my beautiful little angel."

"Blonde about this tall very passionate. Seems lost?" Dean raised his hand to indicate a hight. "Very pale with rosy cheeks?"

"...You've seen her?!" Lucifer shook Dean in excitement. "Yes we. Send her to a friend of ours. Fellow named Adam who was and wasn't the antichrist?" Dean offered.

Lucifer froze. "Thank you Deano! Come Detective, Radio head. We have some family to meet." He dragged them out of the bunker maybe they'd return to help the brother's out. Charlie was however their current priority.