donkey calls shrek an idiot while he's walking over some hills to talk to the hot shawty lord farquaad. he wants his swamp back from the stupid fairies n them lot bc he finds them annoying and shrek loves his swamp and his privacy.
he hates donkey but lowkey loves him not the point anyways onions have layers; ogres have layers. donkeys an idiot but also bae but he asks why he can't bc cake bc cake have layers and shrek shouts at him in the face as u do bc it's shrek duh what else would he do and then like amen ur done that it's shrek movie part one where shrek meets donkey.
