Woof, motherfucker

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"Why should I do this again?"

"Insta's gonna love it!"

"Fuck your insta, shit-sauce. I don't even like social media."

"Matt said you have to do what I want."

"Bullshit, we don't even like you. How the hell did you even get in!?"

"Not important! What IS important, is that you're surprisingly willing to risk letting down the only person who's ever truly had your back-"

"Woof woof! Should I strike a pose too? I think I should strike a pose."

"Good Jar-jar!"

"I will literally shit on your foot."

"Easy there, puppy...."

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