ash was sitting when well....mewtwo was horny....
" hey....." mewtwo said walking in....
" Hey?" ash said looking up confused...
" i was thinking.....some.....asiatance in my room would be needed...i can't find....my.....you know....heartbeat....of the sweat.....of pleasure anywhere....." mewtwo said
" Oh....." ash said " how sad....does the kitty want milk?"
" yes please...:" purred
" i'm reading....' ash said
" Hi reading....i'm horny!" mewtwo said
" did you just combine a sex joke and a dad joke in one?" ash asked
' maybe.....maybe not...." mewtwo purred....
" is my beauty all that matters...." ash said
This is where mewtwo says something stupid
" what else is there....' mewtwo said looking at the book
"UH!" ash said looking up wide eyeed
" what did i say?" mewtwo asked confused
" YOUR SLEEPING ON THE COUCH TONIGHT!" ash yelled storming off
" WHAT DID I SAY?!" mewtwo asked
Giovanni face palmed at mewtwo...
" what did i do?" mewtwo said
" SOMETHING THAT MIGHT HAVE KILLED YOUR SEX LIFE WITH ASH......" giovanni said
" LE GASP!" mewtwo said
" you really need to stop watching french drama shows...." giovanni said sweat dropping
time skip
" he says....is my beauty all that maters...and you say what else is there~!?" giovanni yelled
" You should write a book......HOW to offend....men in 5 syamblass or less......." giovanni said
" It's was stupid i know...... i fucked up...." mewtwo said
YOU ARE READING
Sekai no kotei ( mewtwo x ash / ash x mewtwo/mewtwo x satoshi) ( Firstshipping)
Fanfiction( based of a pic on Devianart) Instead of mewtwo...confused about his purpose.....realized what he could do...and became corrupted that he was meant to rule over all....and then there's ash... who is navie...in many ways...triggered easily...stubbo...