Losing track of the days spent in space, they were all sat around a pile of empty beer bottles, that they neatly started stacking into a pyramid shape. They weren't sure how more full bottles kept reappearing, as they assumed they had already drank them all. Least Bulma was kind enough to give them some alcohol in space. Goku rolled an empty beer bottle by his foot, whilst the others were all slouched staring blankly at the pile of bottles. They were probably going to land home with a drinking problem at this rate.
"I steal all of Roshi's pornos just to get inspiration on how to pleasure 18." Krillin blurted out, that caused everyone to look at him confused as to why he randomly blurted out such confession."Yeah, we know." Tien sighed as he still concentrated on the stacked empty bottles, mostly to work out how much he actually contributed to.
"How do you know that?"
Piccolo pinched the bridge of his nose, recalling that one time. "you weren't quiet the last gathering."
"Oh." Krillin looked at his feet pointing his index fingers together, whilst his cheeks started to glow crimson.
Goku furrowed his brows whilst cocking his head to the side, he stopped rolling the bottle by his feet and looked around the room. "what's a porno?" He blushed seeing everyone groan and facepalm at such question. He heard of the word, but just wasn't sure what it was exactly.
Seeing Goku's perplexed expression, Yamcha sighed. "It's a visual aid of what people do together in the bedroom."
Goku blushed rubbing the back of his head with a light chuckle. "oh...so that's why Chichi wanted to put the mirror there."
Everyone looked directly at Goku. "what?" They echoed, all looking flabbergasted at what they heard. Did they even hear that correctly?
"Nothin'."Goku tittered looking away, boy was this getting awkward.
Piccolo grinned widely, seeming as Krillin made a drunken confession. He may as well throw in his own. "when I first used the special beam cannon, I was glad I killed Goku with it."
"Right back at ya buddy-Wait, what?" Goku raised a brow at Piccolo whilst everyone else held back a laugh.
Yamcha laid on his back crossing his arms behind his head. "I used Puar as a sex doll."
"we know." Piccolo grunted.
"how do you know that?" Yamcha shot up looking at Piccolo in shock.
"Puar goes to therapy sessions."
"what? -How do you know that?"
"I'm in charge of therapy session." Piccolo massage his temples, oh the shit he heard, he was going to need his own therapy sessions.
Yamcha gulped. "shit."
Krillin folded his arms shaking his head in disgust at Yamcha. "for shame, what is wrong with you?"
Yamcha looked around the room, even Goku gave him a look of disgust. "Shut up porno head." He directed at Krillin, as his face started to heat up, nervous bead of sweat formed above his brow. Damn, this wasn't the kind of reaction he was expecting.
"least I do something natural, and not fuck my cat."
"for shame." Goku raised his brow at Yamcha.
Vegeta folded his arms, he chose to stay quiet during the idiots confessions. He didn't really want to get in such conversation, but after hearing that confession he scrunched his face up. "and now I believe Freeza done nothing wrong."
"I'm the one who taught Chiaotzu to blow himself up." Tien blurted ignoring Yamcha rocking back in forth next to him.
"you know...I get it." Piccolo shrugged.
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**Among the stars!**
FanficA comedy fic! Bulma decides to have peace from the Z warriors, she tricks them into space; a certain desire occurs between two sayians. -what happens in space...stays in space.- **Disclaimer- I do not own the rights to any of the characters. All rig...