Hey! Fanzy here! I've seen lots of my Wattpad friends doing this, and I thought it looked fun! Collette-Kurtzberg was the first person to tell me about them, and then Livingmybestlife_13 was a big help when I made them! Thanks to both of you! Anywho, let's meet my personalities!Okay, from left to right, we have Adwin! She's my creativity!
Adwin: I'm also her fangirl shipping side!
Sh! You didn't need to bring that up!
Adwin: Didn't I?
Anywayssssss... Moving on. Next up is Chess! My anxiety!
Chess: I don't want to be here! *Tries to hide under a table*
We've been through this! Come out from under there.
Chess: No! I want to go back to my room!
I'll give you a poptart if you come out.
Chess: *Thinks it over* O-okay. *Slowly climbs out from under the table*
*Snaps fingers* *Raspberry poptart appears in Chess's outstretched hand* *Chess nervously wolfs it down* There. Now, here comes Phoebe! My logical/grammer stickler/know-it-all side!
Phoebe: You should use 'grammar' in that sentence. Not 'grammer'.
Jessie: Stop being such a stick in the mud!
Oh- okay, here ahead of cue, it's Jessie! My sarcastic/little bit rude side!
Jessie: *Dripping with sarcasm* It's such an honor to be here!
Yeah, yeah. I never realized how annoying I could be.
Jessie: Don't worry. It gets worse.
Well, okay then. Next up is Hanni! My kind, empathetic side!
Hanni: Hello everyone! I hope you're all having a great day!
Jessie: See? I told you. Her niceness is sickening. *Gags*
Only you would think that.
Jessie: Not true! The next person will agree with me!
Fine. You got me. Here's our last, but definitely not least personality, Shandra! My quick-tempered easy to anger side!
Shandra: *Glares daggers at everyone* This was not my idea.
You're right. It was mine!
Phoebe: Which in turn, is ours too. Since we are part of you.
Jessie: That's getting way to confusing.
Phoebe: *Pushes glasses up to the bridge of her nose* Actually, it's just simple logic. Which you would know, if you had any.
Jessie: Why you little-
OKAY LET'S CUT THAT OFF RIGHT THERE! See you all next time! Which may be a while, sence I have insane writers block! Toodles! Fanzy out~
Shandra: HEY! I didn't get to talk enough! That's so unfair!
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My Personalities Oneshots!
Short StoryMy personalities! Meet Adwin, Hanni, Chess, Shaden, Philip, Charli and Jessie! They're all a little crazy, but so am I, so that makes sense! This is a book full(ish) of random funny situations with my personalities. Along with some ships here and th...