Hanni: *Looking all around* Where could she be? *Looks under the table* Oh, sorry Chess. I didn't know you were there.
Chess: *Hisses like a cat and goes back to listening to music on her headphones*
Hanni: *Continues to search around*
Jessie: What are you looking for?
Hanni: I'm not looking for a what, I'm looking for a who.
Jessie: *Rolls eyes* Who, are you looking for.
Phoebe: Even though it's not used in day to day English anymore, the correct term is, 'whom, are you looking for'.
Jessie: *Clearly annoyed* Okay your Gammarness! WHOM, are you looking for?
Hanni: Adwin.
Jessie: *Turns around* Take your time!
Phoebe: If I'm right, and I normally am, Fanzy will not be able to be creative while Adwin is missing.
Chess: *Pokes her head out from under the table* Th-then that means she can't write her books! And if she can't write her books, p-people on Wattpad can't read her books! And i-if people on Wattpad can't read her books, she c-can't feel accomplished or proud! I-it's 2019 all over again! *Curls up in a ball and starts hyperventilating*
Shandra: *Facepalms* 2019 was fine! Fanzy got the most work done on her books that year then any other!
Hanni: Sh, Shandra. It's okay Chess, it's okay... *Passes Chess a poptart*
Chess: *Gobbles it up while rocking back and forth*
Hanni: Alright, back to the main problem-
Jessie: Is that main problem that my cloak is missing? Because I think that needs to be addressed.
Hanni: Wha? No! The main problem is that ADWIN is missing!
Shandra: *Shocked* Whoa, you just raised your voice.
Jessie: You NEVER raise your voice!
Hanni: *Surprised at herself* Well, I, um, I just want to find Adwin!
Jessie: Yeah, but you NEVER raise your voice!
Phoebe: If we have any actual intention on going to look for Adwin, I suggest we form a plan.
Hanni: Then lets get started!
Jessie: But, you NEVER raise your voice!
*Everyone stares at Jessie*
Jessie: What?
Shandra: Let's just get this over with.
*Three long hours of planning later...*
Hanni: -But that's only if the squids cooperate...
Shandra: *Slams her hands down on the table* THIS PLAN IS GETTING US NOWHERE.
Jessie: Maybe if someone would put more effort into it... *Stares directly at Shandra*
Shandra: *Let's out a wolf-like growl* Excuse me?
Jessie: I said, maybe if-
Shandra: *Cutting Jessie off* Oh, I heard you. So, I guess I mean, who's not putting enough effort into this plan, Miss Take-Your-Time?
Jessie: Oh, it is so on. *Gets ready to pounce on Shandra*
Hanni: *Steps in between them* Okay, how about we don't start a fight? Mini cheesecake? *Holds up a plate of mini cheesecakes* They're lactose free!
(Fun fact about me: I'm lactose intolerant! Yayyyy...)
Chess: *Crawls out from under the table and snatches a few cheesecakes* Yummy... *Nibbles on them*
Shandra: Anyways...
Adwin: *Pops out of nowhere* Don't you mean, anyWayzz? *Thinking*: Thanks Violet!
Everyone else: *Staring blankly at Adwin*
Adwin: Don't you get it? Like Wayzz? From Miraculous?
Hanni: *Tackles Adwin in a hug* ADWIN!
Adwin: *Falls over from Hanni's sudden attack* Whoa!
Jessie: Why are you wearing my cloak?
Shandra: AND WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN!?
Adwin: Well, that's kinda a Longg story!
Shandra: *Death glares Adwin*
Adwin: Annnnd one I will happily tell! *Sits down on the floor and motions for the others to do the same* Listen my children, and you shall hear, of the tale of Adwin, right here.
Phoebe: First off, we're not your children. Second, that's a very bad interpretation of the poem, Paul Revere's Ride.
Shandra: Shhhhh!
Adwin: As I was saying... It was a dark and stormy night... Actually, it was morning. And it was nice out. So I decided to take a walk. Nature walks always help my creative process. But it was still a little chilly, so I grabbed Jessie's cloak. When I was out walking, I got a little lost. So I asked these bunnies for help-
Jessie: Did you just say you asked bunnies for help?
Shandra: Sh! Animals can talk in Fanzy's imagination.
Adwin: AnyWayzz, the bunnies told me to take a shortcut through the woods of Writars Blocke. But I think they were messing with me, because then I got more lost. I wandered around the woods for what felt like days! I got really hungry. So I ate some wild raspberries. Oh, and I ripped your cloak a little getting out of the raspberry bush, sorry Jessie. Then I felt the strong pull of a situation needing a pun, so I followed it back here! And that whole thing was worth it, because I've learnt a valuable lesson from it!
Hanni: Don't leave the house without telling someone first?
Jessie: *Grumpily* Don't steal other peoples stuff?
Phoebe: When going for a walk, keep a map on you?
Shandra: Don't go for walks in the first place?
Chess: *Grabs another cheesecake* A-always keep food on you?
Adwin: Nope! I learnt to never trust a bunny!
Hanni: Never trust a bunny?
Adwin: That's right! Never trust a bunny!
Jessie: Wow. Okay then.
Phoebe: For once, I am at a loss for words.
Shandra: I'm out. *Stands up and walks out of the room*
Chess: *Stuffs the rest of the cheesecake in her mouth* nmfaths tfhe vanmanfe lefonthmou thom omofththnm?
Adwin: What?
Jessie: She said, 'that's the valuable lesson you got out of this?'
Phoebe: You understood that?
Jessie: I speak mouth full.
Phoebe: Which, is not a real language.
Jessie: Says you!
Phoebe: Yes. Says me. Exactly.
Jessie: *Sticks her tongue out at Phoebe* I'm going to go join Shandra. *Exits stage right*
(Please excuse me and my theater crazy vocabulary)
Phoebe: If you don't mind, I'm going to go back to reading Harry Potter. *Leaves the room*
Chess: I-I'm going to go back under the table, if anyone cares... *Crawls back under the table* *Reaches up and grabs the tray of cheesecakes*
Hanni: *Pulling on her apron* I better go make some more desserts. You know how Chess eats. *Leaves the same way as Phoebe*
Adwin: Aw, come on! *Realizes no one can hear her* I DIDN'T EVEN GET A PAT ON THE BACK FOR ALL THOSE PUNS!
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My Personalities Oneshots!
Short StoryMy personalities! Meet Adwin, Hanni, Chess, Shaden, Philip, Charli and Jessie! They're all a little crazy, but so am I, so that makes sense! This is a book full(ish) of random funny situations with my personalities. Along with some ships here and th...