Where's Adwin?

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Hanni: *Looking all around* Where could she be? *Looks under the table* Oh, sorry Chess. I didn't know you were there.

Chess: *Hisses like a cat and goes back to listening to music on her headphones*

Hanni: *Continues to search around*

Jessie: What are you looking for?

Hanni: I'm not looking for a what, I'm looking for a who.

Jessie: *Rolls eyes* Who, are you looking for.

Phoebe: Even though it's not used in day to day English anymore, the correct term is, 'whom, are you looking for'.

Jessie: *Clearly annoyed* Okay your Gammarness! WHOM, are you looking for?

Hanni: Adwin.

Jessie: *Turns around* Take your time!

Phoebe: If I'm right, and I normally am, Fanzy will not be able to be creative while Adwin is missing.

Chess: *Pokes her head out from under the table* Th-then that means she can't write her books! And if she can't write her books, p-people on Wattpad can't read her books! And i-if people on Wattpad can't read her books, she c-can't feel accomplished or proud! I-it's 2019 all over again! *Curls up in a ball and starts hyperventilating*

Shandra: *Facepalms* 2019 was fine! Fanzy got the most work done on her books that year then any other!

Hanni: Sh, Shandra. It's okay Chess, it's okay... *Passes Chess a poptart*

Chess: *Gobbles it up while rocking back and forth*

Hanni: Alright, back to the main problem-

Jessie: Is that main problem that my cloak is missing? Because I think that needs to be addressed.

Hanni: Wha? No! The main problem is that ADWIN is missing!

Shandra: *Shocked* Whoa, you just raised your voice.

Jessie: You NEVER raise your voice!

Hanni: *Surprised at herself* Well, I, um, I just want to find Adwin!

Jessie: Yeah, but you NEVER raise your voice!

Phoebe: If we have any actual intention on going to look for Adwin, I suggest we form a plan.

Hanni: Then lets get started!

Jessie: But, you NEVER raise your voice!

*Everyone stares at Jessie*

Jessie: What?

Shandra: Let's just get this over with.

*Three long hours of planning later...*

Hanni: -But that's only if the squids cooperate...

Shandra: *Slams her hands down on the table* THIS PLAN IS GETTING US NOWHERE.

Jessie: Maybe if someone would put more effort into it... *Stares directly at Shandra*

Shandra: *Let's out a wolf-like growl* Excuse me?

Jessie: I said, maybe if-

Shandra: *Cutting Jessie off* Oh, I heard you. So, I guess I mean, who's not putting enough effort into this plan, Miss Take-Your-Time?

Jessie: Oh, it is so on. *Gets ready to pounce on Shandra*

Hanni: *Steps in between them* Okay, how about we don't start a fight? Mini cheesecake? *Holds up a plate of mini cheesecakes* They're lactose free!

(Fun fact about me: I'm lactose intolerant! Yayyyy...)

Chess: *Crawls out from under the table and snatches a few cheesecakes* Yummy... *Nibbles on them*

Shandra: Anyways...

Adwin: *Pops out of nowhere* Don't you mean, anyWayzz? *Thinking*: Thanks Violet!

Everyone else: *Staring blankly at Adwin*

Adwin: Don't you get it? Like Wayzz? From Miraculous?

Hanni: *Tackles Adwin in a hug* ADWIN!

Adwin: *Falls over from Hanni's sudden attack* Whoa!

Jessie: Why are you wearing my cloak?

Shandra: AND WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN!?

Adwin: Well, that's kinda a Longg story!

Shandra: *Death glares Adwin*

Adwin: Annnnd one I will happily tell! *Sits down on the floor and motions for the others to do the same* Listen my children, and you shall hear, of the tale of Adwin, right here.

Phoebe: First off, we're not your children. Second, that's a very bad interpretation of the poem, Paul Revere's Ride.

Shandra: Shhhhh!

Adwin: As I was saying... It was a dark and stormy night... Actually, it was morning. And it was nice out. So I decided to take a walk. Nature walks always help my creative process. But it was still a little chilly, so I grabbed Jessie's cloak. When I was out walking, I got a little lost. So I asked these bunnies for help-

Jessie: Did you just say you asked bunnies for help?

Shandra: Sh! Animals can talk in Fanzy's imagination.

Adwin: AnyWayzz, the bunnies told me to take a shortcut through the woods of Writars Blocke. But I think they were messing with me, because then I got more lost. I wandered around the woods for what felt like days! I got really hungry. So I ate some wild raspberries. Oh, and I ripped your cloak a little getting out of the raspberry bush, sorry Jessie. Then I felt the strong pull of a situation needing a pun, so I followed it back here! And that whole thing was worth it, because I've learnt a valuable lesson from it!

Hanni: Don't leave the house without telling someone first?

Jessie: *Grumpily* Don't steal other peoples stuff?

Phoebe: When going for a walk, keep a map on you?

Shandra: Don't go for walks in the first place?

Chess: *Grabs another cheesecake* A-always keep food on you?

Adwin: Nope! I learnt to never trust a bunny!

Hanni: Never trust a bunny?

Adwin: That's right! Never trust a bunny!

Jessie: Wow. Okay then.

Phoebe: For once, I am at a loss for words.

Shandra: I'm out. *Stands up and walks out of the room*

Chess: *Stuffs the rest of the cheesecake in her mouth* nmfaths tfhe vanmanfe lefonthmou thom omofththnm?

Adwin: What?

Jessie: She said, 'that's the valuable lesson you got out of this?'

Phoebe: You understood that?

Jessie: I speak mouth full.

Phoebe: Which, is not a real language.

Jessie: Says you!

Phoebe: Yes. Says me. Exactly.

Jessie: *Sticks her tongue out at Phoebe* I'm going to go join Shandra. *Exits stage right*

(Please excuse me and my theater crazy vocabulary)

Phoebe: If you don't mind, I'm going to go back to reading Harry Potter. *Leaves the room*

Chess: I-I'm going to go back under the table, if anyone cares... *Crawls back under the table* *Reaches up and grabs the tray of cheesecakes*

Hanni: *Pulling on her apron* I better go make some more desserts. You know how Chess eats. *Leaves the same way as Phoebe*

Adwin: Aw, come on! *Realizes no one can hear her* I DIDN'T EVEN GET A PAT ON THE BACK FOR ALL THOSE PUNS!

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