Hi everyone! I love this song, so I thought it would be fun to have my characters sing to it! Some of it doesn't really fit my personalities, but just go with it! P.S. Don't start the music until you see the *CUE THE MUSIC* prompt.
*Jessie and Shaden are sitting on the couch playing video games*
Shaden: No, no, no! Not over there! We need to get that star thingy!
Jessie: Maybe I could if you wouldn't keep running ahead!
Shaden: Just give me the remote! I'll do it for you! I'm better at this game anyways.
Jessie: Uh, excuse me? I'm the gaming part of Fanzy's personality, not you!
Shaden: Yeah, whatever. I'm better at anything, and everything.
*CUE THE MUSIC*
Jessie: Anything you could do, I could do better.
Shaden: Ha!
Jessie: *Puts down her gaming remote* I can do anything, better then you.
Shaden: No you can't. *Puts down his remote too*
Jessie: Yes I can.
Shaden: No you can't.
Jessie: Yes I can. *Get up from the couch*
Shaden: No you can't! *Stands up*
Jessie: Yes I can, yes I can!
Shaden: Anything you can be, I can be greater. Sooner or later I'm greater then you.
Jessie: No you're not.
Shaden: Yes I am.
Jessie: No you're not.
Shaden: Yes I am.
Jessie: No you're not!
Shaden: Yes I am, yes I am!
Shaden: *Makes a finger gun* I can shoot a partridge, with a single cartridge.
Jessie: *Pretends to pull back a bow* I can get a sparrow, with a bow and arrow.
Shaden: *Pulls out a cheese sandwich* I can live on bread and cheese.
Jessie: *Pretends to be impressed* And only on that?
Shaden: *Smirks* Yep!
Jessie: So can a rat. *Smirks*
Shaden: Any note you can sing, I can sing higher.
Jessie: I can sing any note, higher then you.
Shaden: *A little higher* No you can't.
Jessie: *A little higher then Shaden* Yes I can.
Shaden: *Higher* No you can't.
Jessie: *Even higher* Yes I can.
Shaden: *Even higher* No you can't!
Jessie: *Even higher* Yes I can!
Shaden: *Obviously reached his voice's limit* No you caaaaaan't!
Jessie: *Easily* Yes I, caaaaaaaan! *A vase shatters in the background while Adwin passes Philip a dollar*
Shaden: *Stunned* How do you sing that high?
Jessie: I'm a girl!
Shaden: *Totally clueless* *Shrugs, moving on*
Shaden: Anything you can say, I can say softer.
Jessie: I can say anything softer then you.
Shaden: *Quieter* No you can't.
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My Personalities Oneshots!
סיפור קצרMy personalities! Meet Adwin, Hanni, Chess, Shaden, Philip, Charli and Jessie! They're all a little crazy, but so am I, so that makes sense! This is a book full(ish) of random funny situations with my personalities. Along with some ships here and th...
