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richie!! just tweeted;

can you guys find me a girlfriend or boyfriend please i'm in desperate need

jk

..unless?

1.9m likes; 1.2k retweets; 90.8k replies

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↳richietozier; stop tagging eddie guys-

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richietozier added stanleyuris, billdenbrough, benhanscomdesigns, beverlymarshdesigns, mikehanlon, and eddiekaspbrak to the group.

richietozier changed stanleyuris's name to stan

richietozier changed billdenbrough's name to bill

richietozier changed benhanscomdesigns' name to ben

richietozier changed beverlhmarshdesigns' name to beverly

richietozier changed mikehanlon's name to mike

richietozier changed eddiekaspbrak's name to eddie

richietozier changed their name to richie

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richie;
hey guys

eddie;
what is this?
why are you adding me to this??

beverly;
uh.
this is awkward

stan;
richie i told you it wasn't going to work

richie;
i know okay
i just wanted to bring the group back together. because i missed you guys a lot and you guys are all i ever think about anymore.
obviously that was a stupid choice, though. sorry for bothering.

eddie;
it wasn't stupid
don't say that

beverly;
i mean.
we stopped talking to you for reasons you know.

ben;
yeah.

eddie;
well
if i'm being honest
i've missed you guys too.
i miss our group,, even if they're separate.

mike;
oh hey guys,, what's this?

bill;
a group chat

mike;
thank you dr obvious

bill;
my pleasure

stan;
i can't tell if that's sarcastic or not

mike;
it is

bill;
yeah 🙈

stan;
okay

richie;
soo
beverly, you got your own business now?

beverly;
yup.
just like i always wanted.

ben;
a little self promo because why not
we sell shirts, jackets, pants, and jewelry. and hats.

beverly;
we do not sell hats ben stfu

ben;
WELL WE SHOULD

beverly;
NO

richie;
sorry beverly but i gotta agree with ben
a hat would sound pretty fucking snazzy
also for a seventeen year old,, you guys are doing great

beverly;
thanks(:

ben;
we tryy!!

richie;
SO
mike, eddie? what do you guys do?
besides eddie
i know what eddie does
mr. i get on the radio 24/7

mike;
i actually haven't figured that out yet
i kinda want to go to college for psychology
i wanna be a psychologist.

richie;
what the FUCK is a psychologist-

mike;
it's where like
you study people's normal and abnormal behaviors and mental states and more

richie;
OH
that's actually really cool
you should do that
you've always been really good at observing our feelings dude

mike;
i know

eddie;
oh
uh
i gotta go.
jeremiah came back from work and i forgot to clean the kitchen lmao i'll be back!! keep talking though

richie;
uh okay

DMS BETWEEN RICHIE AND BEVERLY

richie;
what's up with eddie leaving?

beverly;
oh yeah he's dating a guy named jeremiah

richie;
oh
i didn't ask about that though

beverly;
i know
anyways
he had to clean the kitchen or whatever.

richie;
but like,, did he have to lmao??

beverly;
okay long story short
because i'm just going to get straight with it
we all (me, ben, and mike) think jeremiah emotionally abuses eddie.

richie;
wtf
how is that?

beverly;
idk
look
just whatever you do
do not comment on anything of eddie's.
jeremiah knows about you and tbh i think he wants to actually kill you.
not because of what you did though,, because you are his ex

richie;
what??
that's bullshit. eddie shouldn't have to deal with that
and also that's possessive as fuck wtf

beverly;
yeah.
you could try talking to eddie about it
but we've tried and he refuses to admit how fucked up jeremiah actually is.

richie;
okay
i will try.
thanks beverly,
also it was great talking to you again.
i missed you a lot.

beverly;
i missed you too trashmouth :((

thanks for reading!!
stay hydrated!!

-noel <3