Once upon a time there was a beautiful lady; her name was not faith.
It was not Reagan either. Her name was ratreagan. She was a klutz and also really mean, as well as retarded but in a cute way, unlike faith. Ratreagans retardedness was her downfall; it was the fact that she was addicted to drugs and Dr Pepper, she began to become very ill and fell into a deep coma. But she faked it, so her boyfriend wouldn't text her. But then she came to a realization, she was now 400 years old with little time to live, so she went on an epic quest to get her boyfriend back from the bois, which is a very hard task almost as hard as cole when he is texting faith.
Cole has a smol pp but faith still loves him anyway. Ratreagans adventure starts at a bar. She walked into the bar to only be met by a large flashing light and to her left, multiple male strippers, xxl strippers, she began to become mesmerized by the swaying of their long xxl pps, for that was their plan: they trap beautiful women in their bars reaping the benefits, but she was a faithful girlfriend, so she broke the gaze and started to walk towards cole, which was also mesmerized by their swaying long pps. As she walked towards Cole, Faith began giving her the death stare saying "back off he's mine." She gave a glance back saying "idc about him I just need to ask a question." She was confused why she would say that tho because why would she ever like such a foul beast. Ratreagan began to ask the whereabouts of her boyfriend which broke the gaze of the fat man. Cole knew because he had slept with him the night before. He did not mention this to her while telling the story but they did have socks on. He was very fearful that his girlfriend would hurt him so Cole began to apologize in advance so his ass wouldn't be beat up. After Reagan left the bar, Cole and Faith rented a room at the nearest hotel ;). Then they went out and they bought a frog and named him Harriet Tubman. Faith then told cole that it was fine because she had also slept with nick, even though he is a mistake. Cole understood her apology and they spent the rest of the night cuddling and singing karaoke to The Circle of Life from the Lion King. Ratreagan decided to look for him at a psych ward. In the room 107, she found the same couple that was passed out in the hotel, she began questioning them as to why they were there. She never got the full story but apparently they had been arrested for a noise complaint, but their crackhead energy was too much to handle. After the conversation, Faith and Cole began to cuddle in the corner. Faith then grabbed out their new frog, Harriet Tubman, and ate him. Cole stared at Faith in shock, but soon noticed that there was a centipede crawling up his arm. She then went and asked Jonathan knew where nick was. He responded saying he had seen him before and heard that he was headed towards the small village of Tumbersteen. As she entered Tumbersteen, she was greeted by the elder Rayetayah. She then made her way towards the school because even tho he was 20 he was still in second grade.As she entered the school she saw Cole and Faith walking to the Gym to do things under the bleachers, they were having sex with Harriet Tubman, the frog. Little did she know, the frog was secretly very stretchy and had a 500" pp, The frog began bending both of them over, at that point Ratreagan decided to leave the room and explore the school. She went to the cafeteria to look for nick. She asked the lunch lady, bertha, if she had seen him, but she had not. Bertha told her to look in the gym but she told bertha that she had already been there and had seen some weird shit, then in the distance she heard someone yell food fight. Ratreagan began to panic, she fled the school, settling that nick had not been there, she began asking the townspeople if they had seen him. Everyone said that he had ventured to the kingdom just south of the Bakery owned by Pops, Liones. She finds him having sex with a tree on her way to Liones. He noticed her and began crying, he had missed her dearly. He ran to her and jumped into her arms. As he ran his long pp slapped back and forth, the sound of it hitting the skin began to excite Reagan. She picked him up and carried him to the nearest hotel. She rented a room, they quickly run up the stairs and slam each other into the walls due to their violent kissing. He pinned her to the bed and began kissing her mounds slowly. As the night led on their hot bodies pressing against each other began to heat the entire earth. Out from under the bed the crawled Cole and Faith, already undressed. They began taking turns, switching positions, and having fun. With four bodies the heat began to increase higher and higher. The polar ice caps began to melt, the core was expanding and the earth was shaking. The sheer force of each movement caused the earth to crack. The earth began heating more and more until finally, everything was gone. The earth had exploded. Now floating in the endless void of space was the small frog, Harriet Tubman. The frog secretly had a back story though. He was cursed by a magical fakir and was turned into a frog for helping the slaves escape from the south during the 1800s. She was cursed and was forced to be invincible and all knowing. Now that she was the only thing remaining, her curse was lifted. She was given her life as human back. She began a search for further life beyond our knowledge. And that is the tale of Harriet Tubman
The End
