Kung Fu Panda Master Shifu x Reader (discontinued)

Bad news

"If he... could read my mind, he'd have been like, "What?" Order up!" Po said covering and slides out the bowls of noodle soup to the Five (minus Tigress, who already has a plate of tofu)." Hope you like it." Po said, mantis took a sip "This is really good!" Mantis said making Po bashful "No, c'mon. You should try my dad's secret ingredient soup. He actually... knows the secret ingredient." Po said "What are you talking about? This is amazing." Viper commented "Wow, you're a really good cook." Crane also join in " I wish my mouth was bigger." Mantis comment "Tigress, you've got to try this." Monkey said and Tigress picks up her plate and picks up a piece of tofu with her chopsticks, ignoring the noodles. "It is said that the Dragon Warrior can survive for months at a time on nothing but the dew of a single gingko leaf and the energy of the universe." There is silence as everyone realizes that Po has been put down yet again. Then Po shrugs."I guess my body doesn't know it's the Dragon Warrior yet. I'm gonna need a lot more than dew. And, uh, universe juice." Po picks up his bowl and takes a giant gulp. When he lowers the bowl, we see a noodle hanging from his face... it looks like a long moustache. Mantis snickers. "What?" Po asks " Oh, nothing... Master Shifu!" The rest start laughing. Po realizes he's wearing a noodle moustache. He plays it up, picking up a chopstick and pretending it's Shifu's staff. "You will never be the Dragon Warrior, unless you lose five hundred pounds and brush your teeth!" Po said imitating Shifu making The Five laugh. Tigress, however, stays silent. "What is that noise you're making? Laughter? I never heard of it! Work hard, Panda. And maybe, someday..." Po picks up two empty bowls and holds them up like ears. "you will have ears like mine!" This gag has the Five in near-hysterics. Suddenly, they stop laughing. Reveal Shifu with _____ has entered behind Po, who is still holding up the 'ears'. ______ is holding Oogway's staff, and Shifu has one heck of a scowl on his face. "Ears. It's not working for you? I thought they were pretty good." Po said in his normal voice.

Po looks at the stone-faced Five. "It's Shifu and ______" Monkey said "Of course it's Shifu. What do you think I'm doing?and I didn't do _____?" Gaping, Monkey points while Viper, Mantis, and Crane shift their eyes to something behind him. Po turns and finally sees Shifu and _______ standing there, doing a slow burn. In mortification and shock, he slaps the bowls to his chest. "Ooh! Master Shifu! Master _____! I..." Po slurps up the noodle moustache and lowers his arms... the bowls stick to his chest like a bra. The Five burst out laughing. "You think this is funny?! Tai Lung has escaped from prison and you're acting like children!" Shifu said angrily "What?" Po asks "He is coming for the Dragon Scroll, and you are the only one who can stop him!" Shifu said and the bowls fall off, and clatter on the floor. A beat as this sinks in... then Po starts to laugh "And here I am saying you got no sense of humor. I'm gonna... stop Tai Lung..."Po said not noticing that Shifu just stares at him, deadly serious while _______ look like she's gonna tear again "What, you're serious? And I have to... uh... Master Oogway will stop him! He did it before, he'll do it again." Po said making Shifu snap " Oogway cannot! " He softens as he looks beside him at _____ who is holding Oogway's staff " Not anymore." Shifu said and the Five look up in shock, realising what this means. They are saddened by the news. "Our only hope... is the Dragon Warrior." ______ said "The panda?" Shifu said to ______ "Yes, the panda!" ______ said as tear spill Tigress pushes the chair back as she stands up "Master, please! Let us stop Tai Lung, this is what you've trained us for!" Tigress said "No! It is not your destiny to defeat Tai Lung. It is his!" ______ said and dramatically points at Po... but Po is gone.

"Where'd he go?"______ said, Outside, Po is screaming at the top of his lungs as he races down the stairs in total panic. He is almost to the top of the stairs leading down to the village when Shifu suddenly jumps in front of him out of nowhere. Po skids to a stop. "You cannot leave! A real warrior never quits!" Shifu said "Watch me!" Po tries to maneuver around Shifu but is redirected back."Oh come on! How am I supposed to beat Tai Lung? I can't even beat you to the stairs." Po said "You will beat him because you are the Dragon Warrior!" Shifu said and pokes Po in the belly with the staff he grab from _______ , keeping him back."Ow! You don't believe that! " Shifu hits him again." Ow! You never believed that! From the first moment I got here, you've been trying to get rid of me!"Po attempts to maneuver again, but Shifu sweeps his legs from under him, causing him to fall on his back. Shifu points the staff at his face. "Yes! I was! But now I ask you to trust in your master as I have come to trust in mine." Shifu said "Even ______" Shifu said looking as a Flower came flying to them "You're not my masters" Po . shoves the staff away. "And I'm not the Dragon Warrior." He continues.