Interview
Maia: So boys, who was your favourite tellytubby when you were young?
Zayn: What?
Liam: OMG TINKY WINKY!!!
Harry: Never watched them.
Maia: Are you serious?!
Singing: “I hate Po, Po hates me
Tinky Winky killed Dipsy
With a ten foot rifle
Shot ‘im in the head
Don’t tell La La Dipsy’s dead.
Dipsy died, LaLa cried
Po committed suicide
Tinky Winky did the same
Tellytubbies are insane”
Niall: Aww! LaLa nooo!
Louis How could you?! Poooooooo!
Zayn: That’s weird…
Maia: Ha! I told you they were weird questions.
Okay, do any of you have girly habits?
Liam: I’ll admit it…curling my hair with Harry.
Niall: I have none; I’m a manly man
Maia: Oh really?
Louis: Well what was that I saw you with the other day?
Niall: What?
Zayn: Oh, you mean that little collection he has?
Harry: Oh yeah, the teddy bears.
Maia: OMG I collect teddies too! Are you freakin’ kidding me? Wow…same habit as a boy singer from 1D…
Louis: Look how red Niall is!
Niall: *mumbles* Shut up, it’s not a habit, I was saving them for a friend…
Zayn: Sure, mate.
Harry: Oh well Zayn, you do just about everything girly!
Zayn: I’m just being a manly man person.
Maia: I’m sure you’re all manly men anyway.
Next question, what is your biggest peeve about clothes?
Zayn: Food on clothes…Niall
Niall: *sarcastic* What? Food on clothes?
Harry: He has multiple clothes just because he gets food on them
Louis: I just hate spotty clothes
Liam: Of course, stripes…
Maia: What about daggy looking shoes:
Zayn: YES!!!
Harry: I like people looking good.
Louis: Oh no really? That includes me, right?
Harry: Can’t forget my number one Boobear.
Maia: Aww! Bromance!
Niall: Liam I love you.
Liam: What?
Niall: I love you!
Liam: *turns to Zayn* Okay…Zayn…Niall wants to marry me but I’m not gay…what should I do?
Zayn: Dump him. He’s in love with food anyway.
Niall: I’M NOT GAY, just voicing my love.
Harry: Right…
Louis: Niall, you’re a very loving person.
Carmen: Aww! You boys.
Liam: These are good questions.
Harry: Uh huh.
Louis: Yay! Clap and clap and clap!
Zayn: WE get the point Lou.
Niall: I like you Carmen.
Maia: Next question: What colour underwear are you wearing this fine moment?
Harry: Underwear? What underwear? ...Jokes! Green with checks!
Louis: Harry! You need something to cover your dingaling with better quality…like stripes!
Liam: Toy Story.
Maia: Pardon?
Liam: Toy Story. Toy Story underwear.
Zayn: OMG!
Niall: My lucky yellow underwear.
Zayn: What?! I thought you said the green ones were lucky?! Plus those white socks…how many lucky things do you have!?
Niall: Changed my mind.
Louis: STRIPES!
Maia: Haha! Lovely underwear boys.
Harry: And yours?
Maia: Pardon?
Harry: What colour underwear do you have Maia?
Louis: What do presenters wear?
Carmen: well…
Liam: Here we go…
Maia: They’re black and white with puppies.
Harry: Why not cats!?
Carmen: ‘Cause I felt like it.
Harry: well you need cat ones next time!
Niall: NANDOS!
Louis: CARROTS!
Maia: Oh no! What are the boys doing?! We’ll have more questions for One Direction after this short break!
Interview end
