The Power of Flex Seal

Hes having a bad bad day, its about time that he gets his way.

It was a foggy Sunday morning. Dr. Phil just finished filming the of Dr. Phil. He was leaving the studio and walking to his car when he got a phone call from AT&T alerting him that his service was being shut off. Dr Phil has been wanted for tax fraud for years, and to stay under the radar he never paid for anything-he just stole whatever he needed- including the cellphone in his hand that was now without service. As the handsome bald fellow approached his car, he reached his hand down into his pocket to get his keys. He searched frantically, unable to locate the silly boys. He looks in his stolen 1998 Toyota Corolla, the keys were in the cup holder. He sighs in disbelief of how horrible this day was going. He is so angry that he throws his phone on the ground, shattering the screen. Normally this would cause Dr. Phil to giggle and say "so no head?" But not today. He stormed off in the direction of his house. Trying to remain hopeful, Phil thought to himself, "atleast when I get home I can take a nice bubble bath and send my wife a flirty emoticon from the stolen iPhone I have at home." His wife works on sundays at the local church, she is the priest. Now I know what you're thinking, A WOMAN PRIEST???? Yes dumbass. When you're as famous as dr Phil you can make anything happen. However on this particular Sunday, his wife stayed home. As Phil walked up to his house, he realized that he wouldn't be able to unlock the door. So he scavenged for rocks to break the window. He threw one, shattering the glass and crawled in, his pants getting snagged on the broken glass. It rips a hole right through the crotch of his Gucci sweat pants. "Fucking bitch" he says as he looks down at the hole on his crotch. He goes into the bedroom to change, and as he opens the door the love of his life gasps. Phil looks up, seeing his wife in bed with another man, but not just any man. A man with a full head of thick, luscious hair. Phil slams the door in anger, running out of the apartment.