Im Bored So Take These Shorts

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America:NJ, NY, SHUT UP!
NJ+NY:NO!
Texas:Wow they actually agree on something.
NJ:IM GONNA KILL YOU TEX
Texas:Sure you are, Jersey. Im the second largest state, and you're like, the 3rd smallest.
NJ:NO IM NOT
NY:Stop hiding from it Jersey. You're short.
NJ:YORK SHUT UP
Ame:BOTH OF YOU BE SILENT! IM TRYING TO DO PAPERWORK
NJ+NY:NO!
Ame:Fine, im getting England.
13 colonies:DAD NO!

Yes i made the colonies hate england, dont judge me.