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Random undertale shit i thought of

Error:Ink, why the fuck can't i grab your soul?
Ink:Error you know im a soulless monster right ;-; if you dont then you are stupider than i thought.
Error:Wai7 whA-
Ink:Okay you are stupid

Dream:uHhHhH inK!!!
Ink:What is it dream? Is NM destroying a universe?
Dream:No, something much, much worse.
Ink:What..?
Dream:Blue got a hold of the candy jar
Ink:Shit
Dream:
Ink:
Dream:
Blue, bursting through the wall:MWEH HEH HEHEHE!
Dream/Ink:Crap

Blue:*Making tacos*
Dream:uhhh, Blue?
Blue:Yes dream?
Dream:That isn't taco seasoning, thats rat poison WHERE THE FUDGE DID U GET THAT
Blue:Fell said it was a new taco seasoning!
Dream:welL iT iSnT!

Dust:Heya paps wut u doing
Dust!paps:Oh just turning to dust from your attacks hbu?

Classic:Heya kiddo, sorry but the limits 30 hotdogs per head.
Frisk:*You stare at Sans emotionlessly
Classic:Uh, kid?
Frisk:MORE HOTDOGS
Classic:. . .

X-Chara:Cross you know we can't get our world back right?
Cross:Well I met other versions of myself and I am destroying Universes so ANYTHINGS POSSIBLE CHARA

Horror:Kid, want a-
Eliza:Sans, I just came back for the 5th time. I would lOve onE but could you not choP mY heaD oFf?

Asgore:*Singing shut up and dance with me* she saiD
Toriel:Shut up, Shut up Asgore.

Flowey:hOwDy iM flOweY. Also I am the dead prince and was reincarnated as a soulless flower.

Undertale in a nutshell-

Frisk walks on the top of a mountain as a child and trips on a vine that randomly popped up for plot purposes. Flowers somehow break their fall and they take no damage at all. They talk to a flower that attempts to kill them and is saved by a tall goat person. This is probably a dream.

Meanwhile Frisk wants breakfast so they walk down into a corridor and chases goat mom. They fight while Frisk spams spare.
Frisk walks out and meets a skeleton who has a harmless brother that wants to capture them and send them to the king of monsters. Bootiful

Then they enter Waterfall and meet a walking fish, who seems kind other then trying to throw a spear at them. Frisk literally runs during the fight and gets a phone call, so the fish lady kindly waits for them to finish the call before continuing to try and kill them

Frisk yeets water onto the fish and meets a nerdy dinosaur. Also, the writer was too lazy to finish this so shes gonna stop it here to go read some Errorink books.