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(I'm having a mental breakdown so have this to tide you over. Ok? Ok.)

Shedo: Busuto, are you here?
Busuto: *raises hand*
Shedo: Oh sorry didn't recognised our with your scar covered. Ikari?
Ikari: *raises hand*
Shedo: Oh sorry didn't recognise you with your mouth shut.

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Shedo: My second in command must be intelligent, sophisticated an-
Busuto: *trips over nothing, spills water on Supaiku and accidentally slaps Ikari*
Shedo:
Shedo: I want that one

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Max: Always listen to your heart
Max: Unless you can listen to Fall Out Boy.
Max: Then always listen to FOB.

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Busuto: Words ending in 'ie' are so adorable! Cutie, sweetie, cookie-
Supaiku: HOOMIE!!
Ikari: But then there's cootie-
Shedo: Die.

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Ikari: *shoves Shedo while walking*
Shedo: Oh, sorry.
Busuto: Why are you apologising? He shoved you!
Shedo: It's not worth it.
Ikari: *gets shoved*
Shedo: HEY WATCH IT YOU-

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Shedo: *struggling to chose between two kinds of ice cream* I'M EVEN TERRIBLE AT DEPRESSION!!

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Ikari: Alright, if you wanna die so bad then lie down in the middle of the road now!
Shedo: Where's the middle I can't count?
Ikari: Oh it's-
Supaiku and Busuto: STAHP-!!!

(A/N HA JOKES ON YOU THIS ACTUALLY HAPPENED! im not ok)

First day of school:
Busuto: prepping to cheat on her next exam
Supaiku: has already gotten four girls phone numbers, despite yelling "I'M GAY", which resulted in getting four guy's phone numbers
Ikari: scared everyone there. E V E R Y O N E.
Shedo: already gotten every teacher to call them a different name.

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