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I didn't think shipped meant actually being shipped.
Once the doctor yeeted my being off the stage like a flying saucer, his crew snatched me up and put me into an amazon package.
24 hour overnight challenge 😚✌️ #Iain'tforget
The trip was kinda weird, but the box was cool. I pretty much slept through the whole week I was in there. Amazon has some pretty good drivers.
I would like to say that I wouldn't be asleep for a whole week if I wasn't in the box, but that'd be a lie.
When I awoke, I was blinded by a light so bright I couldn't see for a good ten minutes.
I guided myself around the place until I went facefirst into a tree.
Sadly, I was now outside.
"Welcome to The Ranch!" boomed an unknown voice.
When my eyes finally adjusted to the surroundings, I saw.....
