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That moment in social studies when you learn how native Americans came to be. Then you realize that it's because of All the Asians and Alaska....... then you realize that Alaska is the mother of native America..... then you realize that means she's Alfred's grand mom...... then you also realize that SHE calls HIM dad/brother (depends on who you ask)........ then you realize that every where in South America and North America had Indian tribes........ so if the first human was from Africa and so and so forth skip a couple million years to when Asians decide to cross the Bering land bridge then some stay in Alaska some move south.... maybe some even went to South America and Central America...... and as you read this you realize that Alaska is either the mom or grandma of Canada, America, Central America, and South America..... then you realize that Britain, Spain, France, and Portugal took her kids/grandkids away....... then Russia kidnapped her.... then sold her to her son/grandson the good ol' US of A!

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Yeah when I found out about Beringia (the Bering land bridge) I thought of this.... this is what happened because of it! I just own the theory!

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