Pikachu: *Uses Thunderbolt and shocks a group of robots*
Robot 1: AH!
Robot 2: JESUS CHRIST!
Robot 3: OH, FUCK!
The three robots explode.
Pikachu: Heh heh!
Anime bitch: You asshole mouse!
Pikachu: *Activates Iron Tail* How rude.
Pikachu uses Iron Tail and decapitates the anime bitch.
Anime bitch: I am ded.
Snorlax: *Laying on the ground* ...
Pikachu: Uhhh... Snorlax, what are you doing?
Snorlax: ...Allowing the bad guys to group around me. When they do, I'm gonna use Earthquake and kill them all.
Pikachu: I thought you already knew four moves.
Snorlax: ...SMG4 logic.
Pikachu: Okay, that makes sense. Lemme stand on your stomach.
Snorlax: Go right ahead.
Pikachu jumps up on Snorlax's stomach.
Snorlax: Now we play the waiting game...
A few minutes go by and Ztar Marios spot the two Pokemon.
Pikachu: They see us...
Snorlax: Let them crowd...
The Ztar Marios start to run at the Pokemon.
Ztar Mario: RRRRRRRAAAAAAAWWWWWWWRRRRRRR!!!
Pikachu: And... NOW!
Snorlax used Earthquake! It's Super fucking Effective!
Ztar Marios: OOF!!!
The Ztar Marios explode and die.
Snorlax: Heh heh heh.
Pikachu jumps off Snorlax's stomach. Snorlax stands back up.
Snorlax: That felt good to do!
Pikachu: Heh heh!
Venusaur: Pikachu!
Pikachu: Dafuq?
Venusaur runs up to Pikachu and Snorlax.
Venusaur: This is bad!
Snorlax: ?
Pikachu: What's wrong?
Venusaur: Your girl has gone missing!
Snorlax: *Metal Gear Solid detected SFX*
Pikachu: . . .W h a t?
Snorlax: Oh, shit...
Venusaur: She was next to Charizard when he suddenly lost sight of her! He flew around looking for her but couldn't find her!
Pikachu: *Lightning crackles on his cheeks* W h o d i d t h i s?
Venusaur: Charizard was fighting off a group of Dark Inkling and Octolings when she disappeared. It had to be one of them.
Pikachu: ...Big mistake.
Snorlax: o_o
Venusaur: ...Umm... You okay-
Pikachu used Thunder!
Snorlax: Oh, fu-
The giant thunderbolt strikes a nearby group of Dark Inklings, instantly killing them.
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Dark Star: Multiversal War
FanfictionDark Star... Has been brought back... And he has vowed revenge... So many villains... Is this a war we can win...? (An alternate dimension that takes place 35 years later)
