Dark Star: Multiversal War

Chapter 10: Power Duo

This chapter was painful to type... XD

Meanwhile, Lexi and Uni-

Lexi: *Swinging her scythe* LELELELELELELELELELELELELELELELELELELELELELELELELELELELELELELELELELELELELELELE!!!

OH, WHAT THE FU-

Lexi accidently hits the camera.

OOF!!!

Lexi: YEAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH, BITCH!!!

Uni: WAIT FOR MEH! :3 *Runs after Lexi*

Ow... Dammit... Anyways... This duo runs around and kicks any villain ass they see.

Lexi: *Wearing sunglasses* I'M A BADASS! I'M A, I'M A BADASS! ;D

Uni: :3

Kermit creation: With great power, comes big booty bitches.

Uni: *Head snaps 180 degrees* U WOT?! D:<

Kermit creation: Wat-

Lexi stabs the creation in the ass.

Kermit creation: OOOOOOOOOH, MAH ASSHOOOOOOOLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

The Muppet creation dies.

Lexi: >:3

Uni: *Click* NOICE!

Robot: I'm gonna kick your ass! >:)

Lexi: *Starts swinging her scythe again* LELELELELELELELELELELELELELELELELELELELELELELELE!!!

Robot: OH, WHAT THE FU- *Explodes*

Uni: THAT WAS TOTALLY WICKED! :D

Lexi: :3

Mini Sylvester: *Singing* It's a lovely day to-

Lexi grabs the mini alien.

Mini Sylvester: OI! Leggo!

Lexi: Hey, Uni!

Uni: Oh?

Lexi: KICK THE BABY! >:3

Mini Sylvester: *JonTron voice* WHAT-

Uni: >:3 *Captain Falcon voice* FALCON KICK! *Kicks the mini alien through the air*

Mini Sylvester: *Squidward screaming*

Lexi/Uni: >:3

Robot 1: Hey!

Robot 2: You'll pay for that! >:(

Lexi pulls a mini gun out of her ass- I mean, from absolutely nowhere and shoots the second robot.

Robot 2: OOF!

Lexi: GOTCHA, BITCH!

Robot 1: That wasn't very noice! D:<

Lexi: *PewDiePie voice* I DON'T CARE!

Uni grabs the robot and suplexes it as it explodes.

Uni: Hehe!

Lexi: Damn, gurrrlllll!

Lexi spots a Skeleton sniping at them from the top of a building.

Lexi: *Metal Gear Solid detected SFX*

Skeleton: Grrr!

Lexi: Uni, throw me up there!

Uni: *JonTron voice* WHAT?!

Lexi: Just do it!

Uni throws Lexi to the top of the building.

Lexi: *Lands perfectly*