Dark Star: Multiversal War

Chapter 19: The Great Escape

Meanwhile, in space, at the center of the Multiverse...

Turlandb: ...

Dark Star: ...

Turlandb: ...You will NOT get away with this, Dark Star...

Dark Star: Be quiet, Star God. Your energy is weak. You can't do anything.

Dark Star flies out. Majestica, Seelkadoom, and Elice enter the room.

Turlandb: ...

Seelkadoom: You should be happy that we are keeping you alive by giving you food.

Turlandb: ...

Elice: Whatever. Just give them to him.

Majestica approaches the test tube.

Turlandb: *Thoughts: Not yet... Not just yet...*

Majestica cracks open the door.

Majestica: Here you go.

Turlandb suddenly grabs her arm and twists it.

Majestica: Agh!

Elice: Hey!

Turlandb kicks Majestica away and jumps out of the test tube.

Turlandb: Urgh...

Seelkadoom: Stop him-

Turlandb summons a giant Ultra Star and slams it on the three villains, obliterating them and instantly killing them.

Turlandb: Oh, god...! That actually hurt to summon that...!

Earrape siren.

Turlandb: Oh, son of a-

Cyrax: *Over intercom* THE STAR GOD HAS ESCAPED!!! THE STAR GOD HAS ESCAPED!!! STOP HIM!!!

Turlandb: Well, my ass is being hunted now... I gotta defend myself...

Turlandb tries to summon his sword but fails.

Turlandb: Oh, fuck... Looks like I'll have just have to teleport my way through then...

Turlandb tries to teleport... But fails.

Turlandb: Well, shit! Half my power is gone! I can't even teleport!

Xeggy busts into the room.

Xeggy: GET BACK IN THE TUBE!

Turlandb: How about you go fuck yourself?

Turlandb charges at Xeggy and kicks her through the wall.

Xeggy: Oof...!

Turlandb: *Running* I'll have to punch my way through this... With half my power gone, some of these villains I'm gonna have to stay away from-

Omegafish: Are you ready to die?

Turlandb: NOPE, FUCK THAT!!!

Turlandb turns around and runs in the other direction.

Omegafish: GET HIM!

Wario-Man runs after Turlandb.

Wario-Man: Swiggity swooty! Coming for the booty!

Turlandb: ...What are you, fucking gay?

Wario-Man: ...

Turlandb: Yeah, see ya.

Turlandb runs into another room.

Wario-Man: DON'T FUCKING RUN AWAY FROM ME!

Turlandb: *Quickly looks around* What the hell is in here for me to defend myself with-