Frozen Beyond [gxg]

Short Story: Olaf's Recap

"Hi everybody! I'm Olaf!" He announced on the makeshift stage in the foyer. He scanned over all the faces in the crowd.

Anna had her legs over Kristoff's lap as Kristoff watched, looking bored and confused by what was going on it while Anna was jittery with excitement.

Keahi was leaning her head back against the couch, half-asleep with her arm around Elsa's shoulders. Elsa leaned into her side, knees tucked under her. She scowled and poked Keahi's side.

Keahi snapped her head up, looking drowsy as she used her free hand to rub her eyes. "Is he starting yet?" Keahi groaned.

"Yes, I am!" Olaf stated, letting out a humph. Sven sat beside the poorly made stage, panting like a dog with lights strewn about his antlers to make it feel more like a stage.

Olaf cleared his throat and Sven angled the spotlight on one of his antlers on Olaf. He stood erect, eyes closed dramatically as he held up his arm like Shakespeare reciting some ever remorseful line. "We start our story with a grand marriage of the pungent reindeer King and Queen Anna, who for some reason decided to settle on him."

"Hey!" Kristoff complained.

"Happy day! Happy day!" Olaf shouted, running in a circle and throwing rice.

"Where'd he get rice?" Keahi whispered, Elsa scowled and playfully poked Keahi on the nose.

"I didn't get invited to the honeymoon. So I missed out on what would have been a lot of honey eating and moon watching because that's what that is." Olaf stated sadly, kicking a few grains of rice.

Keahi snickered.

"Then! Ships, with dark black sails and a mysterious man enter the fjord. 'Please help us'! He begged. And Anna came to help because she's naïve."

"Thanks, Olaf." Anna announced sarcastically.

"Elsa met a sultry stranger with green eyes who seduced her." He batted his eyelashes and walked across the stage with a sexy swagger.

"Now this is getting good!" Keahi cheered.

Elsa groaned.

"Elsa struggled with sexual identity and fought with Anna,'" He stammered darkly, scanning the crowd dramatically.

Elsa let out a whimper and hid her face in her hands.

Everyone else chuckled. Keahi leaned over and kissed the top of Elsa's head.

"And Elsa discovered something. They were fire and ice, so steamy." Olaf turned his back to the crowd and hugged himself, making kissing noises and rubbing his arms along his side to make it look like he was making out with someone.

"Woo-hoo Elsa!" Anna cheered.

Elsa whimpered again in agony, face still buried in her hands.

"But Keahi was -surprise- a bad guy! They wanted the fifth spirit and stole Elsa away to Ahtohallen!" Olaf struggled to retrieve some fake chains behind the stage that looked like they were made from paper and colored poorly with gray crayon as he wrapped it around Sven's feet. They ripped the minute Sven moved.

"Crow wanted power," Olaf said darkly, holding up a fork that was clearly supposed to be a dagger.

He dropped the dagger and ran in front of Sven, making his voice high pitch. "But Keahi confesses her love. 'I love you and I won't let you hurt her!'" He told dramatically.

Keahi pinched the bridge of her nose and closed her eyes.

"Keahi turns out -surprise- to be a good guy and sacrifices herself for Elsa!" He threw fake snow, which everyone in the crowd tried to figure out what exactly it was.

Because it looked like cake frosting.

"Then Elsa spiraled down into a depressing hole of remorse and sadness until -tada- Keahi actually did break the curse and they lived happily ever after!" He rushed through, throwing his hands into the air before taking a dramatic bow. "Annnnd scene." He announced at the end.

Everyone cheered and Anna let out a few whistles.

Tonight, it was a happily ever after.

Authors Note: Thank you all for sticking with me and reading this far! The next upload will be Monday, and it will be the start of the next part of our story (no more short stories)! But I just wanted everyone to know I appreciated them! Please make sure to vote! =)