*please take a deep breath because my Kim Seokjin Worldwide Confidence is starting to come on*
Okay okay. Ye leggo
I think I'm the best in English in my family.
(HHSGWUSHEHEJ)
(I'M NOT TRYING TO SOUND COCKY OR ANYTHING I SWEAR I JUST HAD TO LET IT OUT)
I mean, my family can speak English, my parents are kind of fluent, my brother is an aVeRaGe fLuEnT sPeAkEr and speaks English in his school, and my two younger siblings aren't that good but is still ok (?)
Actually I think you know my English is bad but me and my brother's eNgLiShY aCcEnT is better than our parents.
and because of reading 828363738 fanfictions, I kind of know more words than my brother.
I also know more English internet slangs due to being on yOuTuBe and wAtTpAd
My brother doesn't know that you can do tHiS to your words and sound aWeSoMe and cRazY at the same time.
but then again, my parents don't know that I'm reading a loooot of fanfictions. So they believe that my older brother is sUPErIOR
probably because he is, though...
he's fluent in korean, english, and japanese (ㅠ–ㅠ)
I'm struggling to learn Korean and I'm still so bad at it that even Halia and koreaboos are better at it than me
aT lEaSt I aM sEcReTlY sUpErIoR iN eNgLiSh
oh and I have the perfect weapon against my oldest brother for the English crown...
I cAn sPeAk iN a bRiTiSh aCcENt!1!1!1!1
bE aFRAID
bE vErY aFRAID
I swear I should stop taking drugs but my drug dealer Yeontan had a good deal today 😔
YOU ARE READING
𝐰𝐡𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐡𝐞𝐥𝐥 𝐥𝐞𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐝𝐨𝐠𝐬 𝐨𝐮𝐭-
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