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Saturday
1:50 p.m.

Hot but Not Cold 🥵 has started
a chat with 'QUEENS 💅🤑😘😎'

Hot but Not Cold 🥵
So like...
anyone wanna go to da mall 👀

Uravi-tea
YES YES YES

Ass-id Queen
Oh shit hell yeah bitch
Need to spend all this cash on
something 😎 💸

Hot but Not Cold 🥵
Lol what money
I pay for your broke ass

Ass-id Queen
And this is why I love you 🥰

Kermit
My guy
I felt that 😔

She's Basically Female Jesus
Mina if you aren't doing financially
well I would gladly lend you
some money

Ass-id Queen
(Name), I have a new sugar momma
and I no longer love you
-Mina

Hot but Not Cold 🥵
:0

Freddie Mercury
Wow Mina
Two faced much?

Ass-id Queen
It's not my fault Momo
offered to write me THICC checks

Hot but Not Cold 🥵
UNGRATEFUL SNAKE
🐍 🐍🐍

Invisibitch
I mean I see your point Mina
But you just devastated (Name)

Ass-id Queen
Never heard of her

Kermit
Wow
She doesn't even care
Smh 😒

Hot but Not Cold 🥵 has changed 'Ass-id Queen' to 'TRAITOR'

She's Basically Female Jesus
Mina even though I offered to
be your, quote on quote "Sugar Momma,"
I believe you should at least apologize to (Name).

TRAITOR
Ok
Sorry that I dumped your poor ass, (Name) 🤪

Hot but Not Cold 🥵
>:0
HECC YOU MINA

Uravi-tea
😮
That was uncalled for Mina
No matter how broke (Name) is

Hot but Not Cold 🥵
Damn you too Ochaco??

Uravi-tea
🤷‍♀️

Kermit
I mean she's not wrong
Ribbit

Hot but Not Cold 🥵
Y'all are fake friends
🐍
Now I'm just inviting invisibitch to
the mall

Invisibitch
Naw
I'd rather not be seen with your broke ass

Hot but Not Cold 🥵
The fuck??!&2&:

Invisibitch
🙃

Hot but Not Cold 🥵
I-
Am being attacked

Hot but Not Cold 🥵 has left the chat

Uravi-tea
Lmao she'll be back

TRAITOR
right
So momo
How about that money 🤑

She's Basically Female Jesus
Oh yes
I'll give you 546 yen when we leave

TRAITOR
THAT'S IT??
That's like only five things off the
dollar menu!! And they're all a dollar!
A queen like me has to eat more than just five mc'food!

She's Basically Female Jesus
Yes, but it's better to start off with
a small amount of money that why
you can learn to value it more

Uravi-tea
What a heccin twist

TRAITOR
Hecc no!
(Name) gave me at least twice as much!

Freddie Mercury
Bet you feel like an idiot now, huh

TRAITOR
Definitely
(Name), baby, come back!

Hot but Not Cold 🥵 has entered the chat

Hot but Not Cold 🥵
Strange
I thought I heard the hissing
of a SNAKE

TRAITOR
(Name) I'M SORRY
PLEASE TAKE ME BACK
I LOVE YOU

Hot but Not Cold 🥵
Uh huh
I bet you do 😒

Kermit
You fricked up Mina

TRAITOR
I'll do anything!
Please, love, give me another chance

Hot but Not Cold 🥵
Hmm
Fine
But you have to give me a smooch
And pay for my food

TRAITOR
OF COURSE
IM COMING OVER RIGHT NOW

Hot but Not Cold 🥵 has changed 'TRAITOR' to 'PinkHunnie 💖'

Invisibitch
...
(Name)'s too forgiving

Hot but Not Cold 🥵
Nah I just guilt trip people
for affection
When you're a queen, you gotta
be loved like one 😎 👑

PinkHunnie 💖
I'm outside your dorm

Hot but Not Cold 🥵
Come on in bb

Uravi-tea
F-fondling??

She's Basically Female Jesus
Not in my Christian server
Did I do it right, Jirou?

Freddie Mercury
You're doing great, sweaty

Hot but Not Cold 🥵
Ok homies
Now that I got my big wet smooch
@Mina 🥰
LETS GO TO THE MALL

Uravi-tea
Finally

Kermit
Yay
Ribbit

Hot but Not Cold 🥵
Except you Hagakure

Invisibitch
Wha-

Hot but Not Cold 🥵
I don't forgive you for calling
me broke

Invisibitch
It-
It was a joke

Hot but Not Cold 🥵
Yeah well so's your nonexistent feet
So ha

Invisibitch
I feel attacked

.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.
What's up gamers
Here's a update of your favorite gorls and
I just wanna say THANK YOU SO MUCHH FOR 8K
Like oh my gods this is so amazing since this is like my first actual book that I'm committed to
Y'all have stolen my heart 🤧💖
Love you guys 🥰