Sir This is a Mc'Donalds

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Tuesday
5:34 pm

Hot Stuff 😎 has started a chat with Unknown

Hot Stuff 😎
Hi Pizza-Hut it's
(Name) again

Unknown
Uhhh

Hot Stuff 😎
Alright so I'd like the usual

Unknown
What

Hot Stuff 😎
Y'know
12 piece wings
2 large pepperonis
And some of that chocolate
chip cookie cake shit

Unknown
I'm sorry but this isn't Pizza-Hut

Hot Stuff 😎
Oh shit that's right
Sorry McDonald's didn't mean to go
behind your back like that

Unknown
No-

Hot Stuff 😎
Ok then who the hell are you??

Unknown
Hmmmm
How can I trust you won't try and kill me

Hot Stuff 😎
I just thought you were Pizza-Hut
C'mon man

Unknown
Fair enough
My name's Shinsou

Hot Stuff 😎
HOLD UP
THE PURPLE HAIRED FUCKER??

Unknown
I-
Should I be offended??

Hot Stuff 😎
YOU FINE AS FUCK BITCH

Unknown
Ok

Hot Stuff 😎
That's all?
Just an ok??

Unknown
Yeah

Hot Stuff 😎
Damn
Well (Name) is my name and being
a bitch is my game 😌💅

Unknown
Hold up
Are you (Name)-
From 1-A??

Hot Stuff 😎
Yessir

Unknown
You are literally
The craziest motherfucker
I've ever seen

Hot Stuff 😎
Aww thanks sweetie 🥰
Anyway tell me about yourself

Unknown
Well
I own ten cats

Hot Stuff 😎
Furry

Unknown
No-

Hot Stuff 😎 has set Unknown's
username as Furry

Furry
Goddamnit

Hot Stuff 😎
Soooo
Chin Hoe

Furry
That's not my name

Hot Stuff 😎
....
You wanna come over to 1-A dorms
and eat this food with me??

Furry
When the fuck did you already order

Hot Stuff 😎
Right after I realized this
wasn't Pizza-Hut

Furry
Ah
Ok just wait I'm getting off of work now

Hot Stuff 😎
Ok
Where do you work?

Furry
Pizza-Hut.

Hot Stuff 😎
FUCKING-




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*catman has entered the chat*
Also TWO POSTS IN ONE DAY?!?
Julio's inspired today 😌

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