Rachel dare walked down the stairs, well jumped really, to make her tits bounce boobily in the face of every boy in camp. She had great honkers. Like real badongaloos. Tits. He boobs smiled as they thrashed aggressively in her skintight jeans. She strutted skankily up to Percy Jackson, but he was uninterested because he's a FAGGOT. Jason was uncomfortable because reachel is UGLY. Nico felt bad for her ;((, it wasn't her fault that Percy had a thick, veiny cock. Nico understood the feeling of wanting a c o c k in his nipples, so he decided to help her. "Hey I will help you get a boyfriend or whatever" he muttered angstily. "No I'm saving myself for marriage, WHORE" she cried out femininely. Nico frowned, "then why do you want to steal my boyfriend?" he inquired with intelligence. "Because I'm evile" she said. (A/N this is why I hate women). "FUCK YOU BITCH" Nico replied like the diplomat he is. He left to have unprotected anal sex. (A/N this is why gay men are dangerous ;/) Rachel went to smoke weed and paint. The end :)
