❁ Steven's doll ❁ [Hyde x OC]

9.

August 21st, 1976. 3:01pm. Eric Forman's basement.

"Man, so your dad's back from the stoney lonesome, huh?" asked Hyde, taking a bite off his vanilla popsicle.

"Mhm." nodded June.

"You guys don't really seem happy about it." pointed out Donna.

"How could we, Donna? Our parents don't love each other anymore, god knows what'll happen." said Jackie.

"Yeah. Knowing dad, he'll shower her with gifts & she'll have no choice but to love him." sighed June.

"Not to mention sneaking in Kelso is gonna be hard. My parents don't even know we're dating." said Jackie.

"They don't know?" Kelso shouted.

"Michael! That is not important. They're gonna get a divorce, me & June will be kids from a broken family & that is not good for our reputation!" hissed Jackie.

"Oh no, a broken family, what a tragedy." scoffed Hyde.

"Oh my god, we're gonna end up like Steven!" panicked Jackie, pointing at the curly haired boy.

"Jackie, calm down. Nobody's getting a divorce." sighed June.

"June, my grades will go down! I'll be problematic! And I want to get into a good college!" continued Jackie, barely making sense at this point.

Hyde & Fez couldn't help but laugh at Jackie's lousy arguements. She noticed them, slapped poor Fez's head & angrily turned to Hyde.

"Yeah, keep laughing, the only college you're going to is con college." Jackie crossed her arms.

"Kelso, calm your loud girlfriend down." said Eric.

"Come on, Jackie. Let's go make out." said Kelso, giving Hyde a threatening stare, getting up & leading a frustrated Jackie out the basement.

"You're looking at this the wrong way, Burkhart." Hyde said. "Your parents are going to buy you over with new stuff, just like Bob & Midge."

"Hyde!" Donna raised her voice.

"And rich girls looove new stuff." Hyde told June.

"Oh my god." June stood up & looked at Hyde. "You're right."

"Yes, Hyde gives the best advice." said Fez with confidence.