Shrektasticular (the legend goes on)

His Swamp.

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"Help someone!" You shouted.
CRASH
The window broke and glass pieces went all over the floor. You all turned around and gasped. It was the green figure.
"AN OGAR?!" Gabby shouted.
"T h i s  i s  m y  s w a m p." The figure said in a Scottish accent. He lunged at you and took you away in his muscular yet soft arms. (I'm sorry why did I make this 😂😂😂)
"AAAAAAAH HELP!"
"Y/N!!!! NOOO!" Gabby and Simon squealed
"We didn't even give them their early present!" Simon said.
"What if he's taking them there?" Gabby questioned

Y/n POV:
While Shrek was taking you through the woods he asked softly, "are you cold? I rarely have any contact with humans as beautiful as you."
You blushed and tried to hide your face. He noticed this and chuckled. He then said, "it's okay, where almost here darling."
You asked him, "where are you taking me? And why me? A-are you going to hurt me?!" He quickly yet quietly replied with, "No no no. I'm not going to hurt you. I can't tell you where we're going but, I think you'll like it." He smiled at you.
You repeated, "But why me? Why am I so special?"
He stopped running. He looked at you and whispered, "Because I love you."
You turned 50 shades of red in only 1 second. You buried your face into his chest. He one again chuckled.

After about 2 minutes you finally made it to Shrek's destination. A swamp. It was beautiful? There were string lights string from one tree to another. He pulled out a chair and placed you on there. He grabbed a table of some sort and put some oatmeal on it. You tried hard not to gag but you couldn't resist. You made a face and Shrek noticed.
"Oh? What's wrong? Why'd you turn your nose up on my delicious oat meal?" He laughed it off. You didn't.
"I-I don't like oatmeal. Sorry sir." You said.
"Shrek." He corrected you.
"If you want to leave (which would be a shame) you would have to eat the oatmeal." He chuckled.
You got scared because you have an allergy to oatmeal OMG NO! And if you were to eat a piece, it could be fatal.
"I guess I'm going to stay...." You grumbled.
Shrek grinned. "Why do you want to say? Don't you want to go back with your friends?" He said "sadly"
You got up from the chair and said, "if I eat the oatmeal I could die. This isn't very fair if you ask me."
Shrek's eyes widened and Shrek slowly said, "like I said, if you would want to leave, eat. The. Oatmeal."
You gulped. What is wrong with this crazy ogar?
He added, "if you don't leave then I guess I could make you my queen."
You now wanted to die. Whatever you did was a bad decision. You made up your mind. You were going to stay. He smiled and said, "Well my darling, looks like you made the right choice. Come with me I have lots of stuff to show you~" he held your hand and kisses it. His lips felt like crusty feet. You were catching feelings. You kissed him on the forehead but he lifted up his head and you both touched lips. You blushed and stepped back. "Sorry! I-I just um I didn't mean to..." you stammered.
"It's alright love, you don't need to have any worries here." He picked you up and cradled you in his arms and kisses you on the lips. You kissed back. He pulled away from the kiss and smiled at you. (😂 omg I think I have brain damage from writing this. You guys probably do too. Sorry 😂😂)
Shrek took you farther into his swamp and showed you something amazing.

(IM CRYING WHAT IS THIS)