wait what?! in the naruto world?! the hell?!

Chapter four

I hid in the bushes and thought of something...I DON'T KNOW HOW TO FIGHT! the hell?! lucky for me i story some of the hand signs mostly the shadow clone and other justu i sighed. Man i hope i can do this. Inoticed Sasuke on a treebranch,and of course, Sakura was close to him and Naruto was... right infront of the Kakashi. Oh brother sometimes i wonder how this kid is Konoha's hero. "You and me, right now, fair and square! Let's go!" Naruto yelled with his arms crossed. I noticed the Kakashi sigh. "You know, compaired to the others, you're a little bit... weird." Kakashi said I smirked you have no idea bub.

"Oh yeah?! The only thing weird here is your haircut!" Naruto yelled back while charging at the sensei. The sensei reached out for something in his pouch, causing Naruto to stop in his tracks. "Shinobi battle techniques, part one: Taijutsu, the physical fight." Kakashi said I smirk i know what's gonna happen man this is why. I think this guy is badass.He pulled out a book hehe i'm gonna steal it hehe. prev mind.

"What the...?" Naruto started looking weird at Kakashi-sensei. the letters said. 'Make-Out-Paradise.' I wanna laugh man this is great front row seats ha!."Go on, make your move." He said while reading. "But why? I mean, why are you reading that book?" Naruto asked confused.

"Why? To find out what happens in the story ofcourse. Don't let it bother you, with your weak attacks it doesn't really matter if i'm reading or whatever." The Kakashi said. Naruto got a huge vein on his head. "I'm going to crush you!!" He yelled and charged over to him. Naruto tried to punch him with his right fist, but that didn't work, the sensei blocked it with his right hand.

Then he tried to knee him in the face, but Kakashi duck just in time. "Now you're mine!!" Naruto yelled as he tried to punch the sensei, but he disapeared. "Huh?" Naruto asked surprised. "Don't let your enemy get behind you all the time." Kakashi-sensei said crouching behind Naruto with his hands making a handsign. OHHH this is gonna be good' i thought took out my phone and record what's gonna happen next my friends will love this. Boy i am eviiiil.

He looked behind him with a shocked expression, . "To late. Leaf Village Secret Finger Jutsu!" Kakashi yelled as he put his fingers in Naruto's butt, sending him flying with his arms holding his behind, yelling out loud and tears streaming down his face. "A Thousand Years of Pain!!" Kakashi-sensei yelled. "HAHA!" I laughed holding my stomach put my phone away"Okay, where was i?" He said as he started reading his perverted book again.Suddenly, two shuriken flew out of the water, directly towards Kakashi.

He caught them with just his two fingers, and withouth even looking away from his book.What are you doing now?" He asked Naruto, who was climbing out of the water coughing. "You know you won't be able to get lunch unless you take a bell by noon." He said. "I know! I know! You told us already!" Naruto yelled back annoyed. "You look rather wobbely for someone who's going to 'surpass' the Hokage." Kakashi said mockingly.

*Growl* "You told us not to eat breakfast! How can i fight when i'm starving to death?!" Naruto yelled angry I grinned rememebering my big breakfast sucks to be theeeem ha! winning!."So, you caught me of guard, that's all it was, believe it!" Naruto yelled to Kakashi.

. "I'm.... so hungry, i don't have any strenght. But i can't let that stop me, i have got to get one of those bells, no matter what. I find the strenght somehow, believe it! I'm gonna pass this test, and i'm not going back to the academy." Naruto said, and right after his little speech, i noticed something in the water.

"I will become a ninja." He said as some Naruto's suddenly jumped out of the water. I sat back and watch the show for a little while waaay better watching this on the tv and computer.So the stories are true, he can create Shadowclones." Kakashi said a little surprised. "Great technique, but i don't think you can maintain it for very long." He said to Naruto."What?! He got me from behind!" I heard kakashi yell.