wait what?! in the naruto world?! the hell?!

chapter 9

I slowly open my eyes and found myself in a room i sat up and looks around i look at the window it was around night time i look over and say sasuke and naruto  Naruto and Sasuke on the side of my bed. I smile then I grin evilly because of the thought I just had. Naruto and Sasuke were sleeping next to each other with Sasuke's hand on Naruto's shoulder, and Naruto's hand on Sasuke's hip, while his other hand was on Sasuke's hand. "Hehehe" I chuckle quietly damn i'm just plan eviiiill i took out my phone and took a picture ha! this is going to be a chirstmas card hehehe  they both wake up not noticing that they're touching each other. "Hey!! what were you doing Shina!" Naruto yells.

"Umm you know, taking pictures... of... interesting things." I say. "Like what baka!" Sasuke says. I then started to giggle uncontrollably to see how stupid they were for not finding out by now. Then Sasuke and Naruto look at each other, to see their.... positions. "Gaaahhh EWWW GET OFF OF ME!!" sasuke yells. "Ewwwww Get your disgusting hand off my SHOULDER!!" Naruto yells. "ME!! Im not the One with it on my side and my hand!!!" sasuke retorts. "Hey!! shina, why didnt you wake us up!!!" Naruto screams at me. "Hehe well, oh you know what! I forgot something, when I get back to konoha you guys," I say mysteriously

," I'm..." they look at me intensely," Gonna, SHOW EVERYONE THESE PICTURES!!!" I yell while sprinting out the door. "WHAT!!! shina come back here!!" Naruto yells. I ran down stairs laughing hahaha! just as Naruto and Sasuke's hands reach out to grab me. "HAHAHA" I say blowing my tongue at them. Then I stop into a room to see Kakashi-sensei. "AAAHHH Kakashi-SENSEI!!! Naruto and Sasuke are trying to RAPE ME!!!" I scream. Kakashi looks at me like O__O WTF!?"they wanna rape my sexy body!" i yelled Then, Sasuke, Naruto, and Sakura, come in the room.then I sit next to Kakashi while Naruto and Sasuke start to whisper something and keep staring at me.

'Hmmmmm' i wonder. Then Kakashi explains how tracker ninja were supposed to bring a head as proof of the death. "What does that mean sensei?" Naruto asks. "Zabuza is still alive." Kakashi says."i knew it!" i jump up pointing my finger in the air then sat back down this notice my wrist "Oh sorry dear, I must have forgotten to wrap that." A lady says. "Umm sorry not to be rude or anything, but who are you?" I ask. " Oh Im sorry, my name is Tsunami, I am Tazuna's daughter." She says while smiling."i feel sorry for you" i said she laughs a bithow long do you think this will last?" I asked looking up at her. "Maybe about a week or so, but it needs to be in a cast to help mend the bones in the right place." She says

. "Okay... but sensei! i thought you confirmed his death already!" Sakura asks. "I did, but he must have been in a near death state." Kakashi says," The weapon that the Tracker ninja used has a low fatality rate unless it hits a vital spot. Its most likely used in acupuncture healing and such. Tracker ninja must know the structure of the human body well. It should be easy for them to out someone in a near death state. First, he took home the corpse of Zabuza even though he knew it was heavier then him. Second, he used a weapon with a low fatality rate.

From the looks of those to points, the goal of that boy was not to kill Zabuza, but to help him." Kakashi explains to us. "Maybe your thinking too much" Tazuna suggests "no your plan dumb kaakshi is right " i said looking over at him." Think about it... when I was trying to swim to shore, I saq a mask hiding in the trees, if he was trying to kill Zabuza, then he would have already done so, so maybe he was just trying to check up on him and make sure he was alright first... then strike when Zabuza was almost near death!" I said looking at Naruto who was grinning in excitment yea kinda creepy with that grin."Sensei? how are you going to prepare us for this before it's too late?" Sakura asks, "You cant move for a while..." Kakashi then chuckles and says, "Well then, I might as well put you under some training." "But, even if we train, then its not going to be very helpful, and since shina is hurt she wont be of much use, and since the enemy is ninja, that you, kakashi even had trouble with" Sakura explains."i can hear you sakura are you trying to piss me off??" i havce her a death glare she got scared"s-sorry shina." she said "Sakura, who saved me when I had a difficult time?" Kakashi asks," You three are growing at a rapid rate, especially you Naruto.... You've grown the most." 'It does look like Naruto has become a little more reliable but...' Sakura thinks. "Haha you know your stuff Kakashi-sensei Now things are getting interesting." Naruto yells. "No it wont!" a voice yells out. We all turn around to see a little boy in a cute little hat."awwwwwww! cuuute!" i sequeled at the cutensee from the little boy inari he is so cute in person. "Who are you?" Naruto asks rudely. Tazuna gets up and asks," Inari! Where were you?" "I was home Grandpa!" he yells while running towards his grandpa to give him a hug. "Inari, say hello to them, these are the people who ezcorted your grandpa" Tsunami scolds. "Its okay, Right Inari!" Tazuna says happily. The whole team stares at him expecting a hello or thank you but instead.."Mom, they're going to die! There's no way a person can win by going against Gatou." my eye started twitching how in hell can i forget about that?!. "You brat!!"Naruto yells," Listen up, Im a super hero thats going to become a great ninja called hokage. I dont know who this Gatou or chocolate is, but he's no enemy of mine!" Naruto says confidently. "Heh A hero? there's no such thing as a hero" Inari says. "What!" Naruto yells as he runs up to inari. But Sakura stops him by holding on to him, "Naruto stop!" she says. "If you dont want to die, then you should go home." Inari says before walking out of the room.i clinch my fist man that child got ants in his pants! Where are you going Inari!" Tazuna asks. "Ill go watch the ocean." He says before leaving.