wait what?! in the naruto world?! the hell?!

chapter five

  I got home from the test boy am i tired or what?. I walk up the stairs and heading to the apartment when i open it i saw my friends was already home "what's up bitches" i said to them. They all groans"what's up with you three?" i asked walking into the kitchen to find something to eat"training" Alex said tirely.

I sneered grabbing some ramen "how can you be not tired?" Zeke asked looking over at me" oh i am but i'm just to damn happy" i answer boiling the ramen"well at lest YOUR happy"beachy grumbles rubbing her feet" so what team did you got put into?" i asked walking over to them with my ramen since it was done.

"team 8" zeke said" team 10" alex said" and team guy WHO NAMES A DUDE GUY?!" beachy yells throwing her hands in the air i giggled sitting down and starts eating my ramen "i don't know anyways i got some missions tomorrow"i said eating my ramen to fast it was aready gone. So i got up went over to the trash can and throw it away and heads to my room"night you guys im off to see the dream master" i said "night" they said at once. i crawl into bed and close my eyes falling asleep....

 next day....

"Sasuke point B" sasuke says. "Sakura, point C" she says. " Stupid Naruto thanks a LOT!, Hmph Shina at point D." I say stubbornly crossing my arms. " Sorry Shina, I didnt know you'd fall in my trap! Well anyways Naruto point A ." Naruto finishes. " Naruto, Shina your late." Kakashi says over the radio. " Oh Im sorry Grandma, I wanted to fall into an endless pit of terror that my FRIEND Naruto set up..." I say sarcastically rolling my eyes i swear if any of my friends see this they be laughing their asses off at me HUMP. " Okay team 7.. Wait the Target is moving, After it!" Kakashi orders. I was already got the target"got it" i said then naruto took the cat from my arms "Yhaaaah!! I got him! I got him!!" Naruto yelled while struggeling with the cat I sweatdropped. "You verify a red ribbon on his right ear?" Kakashi ased. "Afermative, we got a possitive ID." Sasuke said to Kakashi. The cat started cratching Naruto in the face. "Alright, 'lost pet Tora', captured. Mission accomplished." Kakashi-sensei said. "Can't we get a better mission then this?! I hate cats!!" Naruto yelled aswell. "damn it naruto! right my ear! what the hell did i said about that?!" i yelled in the speaker"hehe sorry shina" Naruto said rubbing the back of his head. 

later on...

We were all standing there while some fat lady was practicly suffocating the cat to death. "Hahahahaha, stupid cat, that kitty desevers to be squashed! Mhahahah." Naruto said while laughing. "No wonder it ran away..." Sakura said while giving a sypathetic look to the cat. I frowned "poor kitty" i said then i was thinking about paying a cat i miss having them around. Back home i live on a small farm two horses four dogs two chickens two cats two goats and fishes.

i shrugged it off. "Now then... for squad 7's next mission we have several available tasks. Hmmm... Among them, babysitting the chief chancellor's threeyear-old, helping his wife to do shopping, taking out patato's..." The Hokage said. "Noo!!" Naruto yelled angry. "I wanna go on a real mission!! "Naruto said while holding his arms in an X-sign. "Something challenging and exiting, not this little kidstuff!! Come on, old man!!" Naruto said stuborn. "He's got a point." Sasuke muttered to himself. "He's such a pain." Sakura said angry to herself."speak for yourself sakura" i said glancing at her as she shot a glare at me.

 How dare you?!" Iruka-sensei yelled angry while standing up from his chair. i minc him with my hand. "You're just brand new Genin with no experiance! Like everyone else, you start with simple mission to develop your skills, and improve yourself!" He yelled, still angry.

 "and shina! knock it off!" he yelled at me i smirk and stick out my tongue at him. Are you serious?! Babysitting is not a mission, it's just a stupid.... aaahh!!!!" Naruto yelled while getting hit by Kakashi on the head"nice kakashi" i comment he roll his eyes. "Will you put a lit on it?" He asked rather annoyed. "Naruto! It seems you do not understand the tasks that you've been givin'" The Hokage said. "Huh?" Naruto said while looking at the old man from his possition on the floor.