Minjoo: I'm hopeless.
Hyewon: [snorts] Now that's not true! Yujinnie is more hopeless than you think!
Yujin: Hyewon unnie, I appreciate it if you just shut up.
Hyewon: What is this about, by the way? It's definitely not rare to have our resident frog having a love-life crisis.
Minjoo: Are you mocking me?
Hyewon: [Gasping dramatically] I thought it was obvious!
Minjoo slaps her shoulders.
Hyewon: Ouch! Minjoo that hurts!
Minjoo: we all know you're being dramatic so shut up.
Yujin: [rubs chin] so is there any reason why you're frustrated?
Minjoo: I'm hopeless!
Hyewon: Well yeah we know but what's this about? Love? Career? Hitomi? Actually, why did I suddenly speak her name—
Minjoo:
Hyewon: Oh fucking hell I was right?!
Yujin: You mean someone who best friend-zoned you the other day?
Hyewon: the other day? More like every day.
Minjoo slaps her again.
Hyewon: Damn it, woman!
Minjoo: I really like Hitomi.
Yujin: Like like or?
Minjoo: Like I want to fuck her.
Hyewon slaps Minjoo this time.
Hyewon: where did you learn those words you croaking caecilian?!
Yujin: So you're romantically hopeless?
Minjoo: in a way. I don't know.
Yujin: I know just the right thing to do!
Yujin shoves a book of 1001 Pick-Up Lines for Dimwits to Minjoo's face.
Minjoo: Pick-up lines? What am I supposed to do with that!
Hyewon: The correct reaction here is for Dimwits? How dare you!
Yujin: Well, [whispers conspiratorially to Hyewon's ear] we know Minjoo unnie isn't the brightest tool in the shed.
Hyewon: sharpest, Yujinnie, sharpest.
Yujin: So! Minjoo, pick two numbers from 1 to 10!
Minjoo: [bashfully] 9
Hyewon: she said two numbers, stupid
Minjoo: then 8! [mumbles] because she's from Team 8
Yujin: okay! Then, I challenge you to give 72 pick-up lines to Hitomi! You have 9 weeks to do that!
Minjoo: I have to what?!
Yujin: For 9 weeks—
Minjoo: In hindsight, I should have picked 1 and 4 because she's the only one four me.
Yujin: Bloody hell that was quick.
Hyewon: I dare you to do that to Hitomi you slimy croaker.
Minjoo: is this even legal? Does this even work?!
Yujin: Kkura unnie managed to snag our Kwangbae here.
Hyewon: Because you're a fucking manipulative bastard that's what.
Minjoo: tell me more.
Hyewon: she suddenly asked Kkura-unnie how would she rate me from scale 1 to 10.
Yujin: She rated her 100 out of 10 and for that she's showering our tsun Kwangbae with at least 10 compliments per day for 100 days straight.
Yujin: Obviously, you know what happens next.
Minjoo: they fucked last week?
Hyewon chokeslams Minjoo.
Yujin: You know that's true! We can hear you!
Yujin screams because Hyewon pounces on her too.
YOU ARE READING
Minjoo's Book of Slimyness ✔
FanfictionHyewon challenged Minjoo to seduce a certain cheeky bread. Not /not/ actually seduce but more like pummeling the said girl with compliments and cheesy lines. Hopefully, it'll win her over.
