"WHERE'S THE FIRE? WHAT'S WRONG?"
"Why the heck are you here?"
"Shut up, yul no one likes you--My tomi-senses are tingling again! HITOMI! MY LOVE! WHERE ARE YOU?"
"She's in her room, duh."
Minjoo quickly marches over to Hitomi's room, slamming the door open.
"HITOMI! ARE YOU OKAY?"
Hitomi is on the floor, her back leaning on her bed. She's pouting and--yes, she's sad. Very sad.
"I don't know..." The cheese-lover whimpers, sniffing while she rubs her teary eyes.
Minjoo immediately takes a seat next to her, scooting impossibly closer and wraps her arm around her shoulders. Hitomi leans to her, resting her head to Minjoo's shoulder.
"Come on, talk to me?"
"..."
"Do I need to kiss you to suck the words out? Because frankly, I don't mind."
Hitomi is quick to smother her with a pillow, her sadness momentarily forgotten.
"I'm JOKING! Well, so...?"
"It's just... people... saying... things..." Hitomi sighs. "I sometimes want to pummel them with sweet potatoes with diamonds hidden within."
"But diamonds are pretty?"
"Yes but they hurt if they hit your head."
"Point." Minjoo grins. Hitomi too.
Grinning even wider, Minjoo cups Hitomi's cheek with her palms. "I'm having my whole world in my palms."
"Y-yah..."
"Don't ever change, Hitomi," She says seriously, landing a sweet kiss on her forehead. "I lo-like you just the way you are. Don't ever change, just get naked with me."
The unexpected thing happens. Hitomi's cheek redden until they resemble tomatoes and she almost, almost lean to Minjoo-
BANG!
"HITOMA! MY HITOMA SENSES ARE TINGLING WHO HURT YOU WHO DO I HAVE TO KILL--"
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Cheesy count: 55/72
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Minjoo's Book of Slimyness ✔
FanficHyewon challenged Minjoo to seduce a certain cheeky bread. Not /not/ actually seduce but more like pummeling the said girl with compliments and cheesy lines. Hopefully, it'll win her over.
