Another Love

War and Pepsi

Okay that escalated quicker than I expected. And Percy may or may not be a bit sassier than usual. Just a warning. Yes, I've seen your requests. This one might be long.

"Who are you?" Piper asked, narrowing her eyes at the stranger.

"Ah, of course you wouldn't know me. I'm Chrysaor. Percy Jackson's half brother."

"Bring him out!" Chrysaor shouted.

Two of his dolphin men dragged out . . . Leo.

Chrysaor closed his eyes and rubbed his forehead. "Not him, you dimwits! Jackson!"

The dolphin men glanced at each other. "Who, sir?"

Chrysaor muttered darkly as he stalked into the dining hall. "I have to do everything myself. Gag the Aphrodite girl so she can't use her charmspeak!"

Quick pov change here huehuehue

Percy looked around wildly as he heard Chrysaor's footsteps get closer. Where? Where is that damn diet Coke?

He spotted the water cooler and ran over to it. Yes!

"No!" Where was the Coke? "Pepsi?! It'll have to work for now."

And back again (keep in mind I'm kind of basing this off The Mark of Athena so like. Percy won't defeat this dude in one go. And I'm also just really bad at fight scenes)

"Oh, brother," Chrysaor said in a singsong tone. "Where are you?"

"Turn around, numbskull."

Chrysaor growled darkly as he whipped around. "Jackson."

Percy grinned cheekily and pushed up the glasses he had randomly found like an anime character would do. "According to my calculations, there's only one of me."

Chrysaor rolled his eyes as he slashed the Pepsi in Percy's hand in half.

Percy blinked. "Crap."

He quickly grabbed his pen and flicked the cap off.

"Now we're even, rust bucket."

"Bah!" Chrysaor swiped at him, narrowly missing his chest.

"Nevermind, I am clearly out of my league." Percy jumped backwards to avoid the sword thrust.

"Clearly." Chrysaor jumped on an unfinished wagon. Why was there an unfinished wagon on a boat? Who knows.

Percy grinned. "We doing this Pirates of the Carribean style? Alright." He jumped on the other end and Chrysaor, having seen the movie multiple times, was prepared and jumped. Percy flew into the air and hung from the beams.

"Not exactly what I had in mind, but okay. As long as the ending isn't the same."

He climbed onto the beam to face Chrysaor. He flipped his sword. "Let's do this."

Steel clanged as their swords clashed. Percy ducked as Chrysaor swung, and kicked him in the knee. Chrysaor stumbled, almost losing his balance.

"I'm not that easy, boy."

"Clearly," Percy grunted as he jumped over to the next beam, only to see Chrysaor standing in front of him.

"What the Hades." What would Sparrow do, what would Sparrow do...?

Percy grinned. "He'd cheat."

Chrysaor tilted his head. "What are you talking abo-!"

Chrysaor choked as an open bag of flour hit his face. He stumbled around blindly, falling off the beam and landing on the table.

"Feeling alright there, Crusty?" (I just cringed at my own writing)

"You've no idea." Chrysaor growled as he got up, wiping the flour out of his eyes.

"Ah." Percy sighed. "I was hoping you'd stay down. I really didn't want to do this."

He grabbed another can of Pepsi, shaking it up.

"And what do you hope to accomplish with this?"

"Other than angering Mr. D? Spray you."

"What do you-?"

Percy opened the can and it sprayed on both him and Chrysaor. He shook his head to get the soda out of his face.

"Um, Lord Dionysus, Bacchus, um, whichever you are, I'm really sorry for spraying your drink. But uh, I kinda need your help right now. So maybe if you could tell me what to do--"

Percy stopped as an idea formed in his head. "And uh, bless this crazy idea I have!"

Percy ran out to the deck, holding two more cans of Pepsi. He stood in the center, with Chrysaor and his men surrounding him.

He brandished the Pepsi at the dolphin men. "Behold! The god's chosen beverage! Tremble before the horror of diet Pepsi!"

The dolphin men began shifting around.

Percy smirked inwardly. "Beware! He will take your ship, and finish your transformation into crazed dolphins. Run, now, while you still have a chance!"

"No! That god is not here!"

"Save yourselves! It's too late for us!"

As if on cue, Piper and Hazel started wiggling and thrashing on the floor. Piper screamed through her gag.

Percy gasped. "Oh, no! Frank is turning into a crazy dolphin!"

Nothing happened. Frank.

"I said, Frank is turning into a crazy dolphin!"

Frank wiggled out of the dolphin men's grasp and said, "Oh, no. I am turning into a crazy dolphin."

His face elongated, and his body turned sleek and gray. He fell to the deck, his tail thumping on the floor.

The dolphin men lost it and ran into each other, trying to escape from the ship. They all jumped into the water and Chrysaor was left alone.

He backed up to the rail. "This isn't over, Jackson. I'll have what I want! I'll be back, mark my words."

He turned into sea mist.

Frank turned back into a human. "That was exciting."

"Indeed." A new voice spoke.

Wow, I'm bushed. This was quite long for me, so it should sustain you until tomorrow. I'd update quicker but my brain just does not want to focus on one story. This is SquishyLilMeowMeow, signing off!