Polar Express: Bangtan Style

Believe me!

........this is about to get wild. Definitely attempted at humor but failed..badly. lol! Enjoy! 

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What could only be compared to a strangled animal cry, ripped through the quiet and still dorm. Stealing the serene feeling that was currently settled upon the residents who lived there.

"What the hell!?" Hoseok shot up from his bed, hair sticking out in every direction. The dancer had just laid down for the night, ready to sleep until the wild scream jerked him out of unconsciousness. Grumbling under his breath, Hoseok got up from the bed and padded down the hallway, relying on one half-opened, sleep-ridden eye to get him to the room where the scream originated. Should he have been more cautious in case someone was being murdered? Technically, yes. But Hoseok was so pissed off at being woken up in such an annoying manner, he would happily join in on the crime and strangle whoever made that ungodly sound.

He finally understood why Yoongi was always so grumpy when being woken up by the circus that goes on in this dorm.

Entering the living room, the dark-pink haired singer stopped and soaked in the scene before him. There on the couch, was Jimin, backed up so far into the cushion Hoseok was sure he would disappear through the cracks like their coins and wrappers. The poor boy currently had a finger shoved into his face by none other than a hysterical Taehyung.

...Were those tears in Taehyung's eyes?

"How?!" Taehyung paused for dramatic effect. "How can you say Santa Claus isn't real?!" He cried at poor Jimin, the victim of this ridiculous scolding. The pastel pink bandmate wore an expression that could only be described as a mix of panic and irritation. Hoseok couldn't blame him.

Yup, Hoseok was definitely going to murder someone tonight and it would be one Kim Taehyung. Poor kid, only 21, probably never got laid.

"You woke me up for this stupid fight!" Hoseok snapped, the unexpected bark forced both boys to jump.

"It's not stupid, Hoseok-hyung." Taehyungs' pout was quickly replaced by that determined, hysterical expression from a moment prior. "Jimin said there's no such thing as Santa Claus!" He accused Jimin, shoving his finger back in the others face. "How could he?!"

Jimin sighed, as did three other voices from behind Hoseok, forcing him to jump with a brief yelp. Seokjin, Namjoon and Jungkook stood behind him, appearing just as disheveled and tired no doubt just have been woken up by the same scream.

"Taehyung....you're 21 years old," Seokjin started with a tired voice. "You can not be serious." That earned a grunt of agreement from Namjoon, slumped against the wall half asleep.

Taehyung's mouth dropped, heart breaking from the what he was hearing. "You don't believe in him either?"

His gaze snapped towards Jungkook, the youngest and probably Taehyung's saviour. "Jungkook!" He grinned at his roommate. "You believe me, don't you?" He asked with the biggest, box smile displayed on his face.

"Hyung just because I'm the youngest and still drank banana milk doesn't mean I believe in santa," Jungkook deadpanned, rolling his eyes as he continued to talk. "That's for kids, Hyung. I can't believe you think he's real."

This was it. The ultimate betrayal from his own family, his brothers, his soulmate. There they were, all standing before him, going against him and not believing Santa was real. Perhaps, the singer should pack his bags and move in with his friends from Hwarang or maybe GOT7. Yeah, that's it, so long Bangtan Seonyandon.

Taehyung stood there with his mouth hung wide open for all the dust and bugs to fly in, still processing what he had just heard from his best friends. The rest of the members watched, but didn't make a move, afraid of what the unpredictable member would do next.

"Tae..." Jimin began with a soft voice.

"No! Don't!" Taehyung snapped, tears welling up in his eyes, his cheeks puffed out like an adorable toddler, who was sad because they didn't get what they want. "Just wait! You guys will see that Santa is real. Just wait for Christmas Eve! You will all look like boo boo the fools!" He declared as he stomped to his room, slamming the door shut.

Everyone stood there stunned from the weird scene that just transpired. No one knew what to say or do. The members finally made eye contact with each other, all silently speaking to never mention this ever again. They nodded. The bizarre atmosphere broke when Yoongi's raspy, deep voice rang through the silence.

"Who is boo boo the fool?"