"FUCK " I said as I fell from the dark red sky and hit the ground with a loud THONK.
"DAMNIT not again " silence.... "The fuck am I? "
Then a sudden shine in the distance caught my eye could it be the one I long for?!
The shine of his greasy head shines bright I looks like it called me ... I follows the shine to this creepy Bald ass motherfucker ...but he is my bald ass motherfucker...
I touched his head. He turned so suddenly and said the most lovely beautiful words
"WHO DARES LAY THEIR PLEB HANDS ON MY SHINEY CHROME DOME!!! " then grabs my wrist swiftly (Ah daddy~) and turned to face me.
"ME" I said
His eyes shine a bright red ...but not as bright as his big bulbous head. Then he glares the most glary glare and cracked open a red bull "Sis ...we don't do that here..." He says while voring th whole can ...so hot I thought to myself. His disgusting bald head had driping wet sweat runing down
Before anything ...i licked
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Bald Alastor x Reader
FanficYes...I know your reactions. Yes this is really happening. Is this a joke? Yes.
