1/28/20
Pepper and Jack were walking down the hill. Freshly milked from the cows, a bucket of milk in his hands. They lived on a farm. No parents, they died. It was a disease that washed over the world. One that came from cattle. All dairy was infected. Pepper and Jack knew that, but still chose to milk their cow, American and Mozzarella.
"Jack...are you sure about this? We might not...might not ever be alive again."
"Yes Pepper, LET US DIE." Jack smacked her across the face with the bucket, rendering her unconscious. He wasn't going to let his sister die; this was only a theory they had. Somehow, Jack was able to genetically modify the cows, making them resistant to the other diseased riddle cattle in the land.
"Wake up, brace face!" Jack yelled two hours later, smacking his sister in the head with a porkchop. The theory worked! He didn't die, if anything he felt like a superhero...the milk had changed him into one. He could lift five cows with one finger each. "YOU HIT ME WITH A FREAKING BUCKET YOU SHREK HEAD LOOKING UGLY DONKEY." Pepper screeched, once she was sitting up straight on the floor. Her eyes gave Jack an evil glare, before she reached for the nightstand and hit her brother with it.
THE END.
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