Lachlan × Male Reader: Incompatible?

Chapter 8: Video! Gasp!

Video: LAZELK AND (LACHLAN-Y/N) ARE A THING! *caught in restaurant*

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You: Holy shit!

Lachlan: What?

You: This is a video of you, Elliott, Lannan and I at the restaurant! And the most shocking part is it only took one night for this to get that much attention.

Lachlan: Oh, fuck.

You: Could've been worse, it's not like this was a one night stand *chuckles*...right?

Lachlan: Yeah, of course not but we're not that serious yet. We're not even officially boyfriends.

You: Last night I said your full name for a night of bliss but I feel like asking you to be my boyfriend would've been a better opportunity. And yes, if you didn't understand what I was saying because of course you didn't, *clears throat* *gets down on one knee* Would you do me the honor of being my romantic partner until further notice?

Lachlan:...We have more to worry about.

You: Yeah, yeah you're right. *muttering* I'm totally not hurt right now.

Lachlan: What was that?

You: Hm? What?

Lachlan: Nevermind.

You:  Have you watched Spider-man: Far From Home.

Lachlan: I think so.

You: Good. We'll just mimick the Happy Hogan/Aunt May scene and say it's complicated. Besides, from the looks of things, I AM your summer fling.

Lachlan: Yeah, yeah ok sure.

You: *sigh* I'm gonna go talk to Cray.

Time skip brought to you by beard oil (and backup beard oil):

Cray: Oh. And where are Lannan amd Elliott anyways?

You: Pretty sure they booked a hotel room. What did the anion say when it was killed?

Cray: I don't have time for a joke right now-

You: Iodide! Ha! Get it? Iodide? I died? And the reason I made this joke is because I feel like Iodine about to turn negative and I really feel like just evaporating from existence.

Cray:...I don't get it.

You: No one ever does.

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