Cheating Hearts

"I can hear you." Bumble Bee huffed. "Just come around the corner."

"You can hear me?" Changeling peeked around the edge of the corner.

"You're giggling the Wedding March."

He grinned. "Alright." He came around the corner and just smiled toothily at her.

"What?"

"I gotta talk to you."

"About what...?" She led.

"Not here. Let's go in here." He grabbed her hand and pulled her to a closet.

"Yay. I'm in the dark with an easily excitable man."

He switched on the light and giggled.

"Changeling, you're being weirder than usual. What do you want?"

"I think you know." His grin widened.

"Is this about me and Sparky getting married? He proposed five weeks ago. We need time to enjoy that."

"What? No! Your news!"

"What news?" She was close to strangling him with a body towel.

"I know we've been a little off our game lately because Jinx has taken to crying since Talah won't sleep and Kid won't wake up and Bas has this sudden urge to talk and throws tantrums when you ignore him and Charlie won't stay human and Raven thinks we're doing something wrong that's messing them up and Cal has got to have hit his terrible twos and Marco is driving you nutty cuz he just started teething and is coming into his powers and Chris, the normal child, is driving everybody batty with made up baby facts as he prepares for his new brother or sister and Star is throwing up all day every day from morning sickness-"

"Changeling!" Bumble Bee shouted. "What's your point?!"

He took a breath. "Why didn't you tell us you and Cy went back to the hospital?"

"Hospital? We haven't been to a hospital since Lian was born."

"Well your doctor's office then. I don't know where they do it."

"Who does what?!"

"The doctor. That-" He made vague movements. "In the- and you know- nine months or eight for you- and bam! Cal and Marco have a new brother."

"What are you talking about?" She was seriously lost.

"You're pregnant, dude!" He rolled his eyes.

"What?" It was like glass shattering to Bumble Bee.

"You're pregnant." He waved her hands.

"That's- that's not possible."

"It must have just worked. I smell it on you."

"Is there any way you could be wrong?" She was dead serious.

"Bee, we went through this the first time." He gave her a look. "Hello? Foolproof here."

"You're a fool alright." She leaned against a shelf as she tried to take it all in. "That means it worked."

"Of course it worked! Modern science and all that!" He clapped a hand to her shoulder.

She moved it. "No, genius. I didn't get inseminated. If I am pregnant, it's natural."

His mouth formed an "O" as his eyes widened. "That means Cyborg-!"

"Isn't sterile!" She finished excitedly.

He picked her up and hugged her tightly.

"Gorilla strength! Gorilla strength!"