He doesn't shoot arrows of love while wearing a diaper, nor does he join the heavenly choir singing in the skies. He's the angel who bullied his brother into becoming a demon, cursed every being who dared cross him, and wanted to screw the Archangel...
"A female nymph is a breathing, moving, living, great sculpture of the ancients, complete with the perfect curvature and beauty of the most desired woman. It moves with its tail, finned like a mermaid, lashing it through the water to propel itself. But though this creature is strikingly similar to a mermaid, it is far from one. No, this is a freshwater creature, and according to a few experiments I have performed, freshwater creatures cannot tolerate saltwater. And that is an excellent example of the dilemma so commonly found in nature, and one so odd and unexplainable. For when things seem so similar, meant to be together, they exist worlds apart."
- Mr. Giganoogin, Art of the Ancients, page 307
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