He doesn't shoot arrows of love while wearing a diaper, nor does he join the heavenly choir singing in the skies. He's the angel who bullied his brother into becoming a demon, cursed every being who dared cross him, and wanted to screw the Archangel...
"Many say that there is one sun, rising on the dawn of each day, and falling during dusk, like a husband seduced by a prostitute, leaving his wife to shiver in a ragged, thin blanket supplied by what was left of his wages after a few drinks. Some say that there are other distant suns, each warming their own roster of planets. But in truth, there is a second sun, deep within the Earth, warming it. Some call it Hell. Others call it a potential hair-raising adventure. Whatever us humans call it, one thing is for sure: it is, mostly, devoid of life. Only true beasts can live there, and if even one were to be found, it could spell our destruction."
-Mr. Giganoogin, The Second Sun, page 1
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