The Goonies [Chunk Sister]

Ch.8

"....no restaurante." Jake said to the women.

"Zita, zita, stupido nocha picha jente." She replied.

"Mondena, mondena, mama, agavito." He said back to the women.

Jake decides that the best way to get rid of them is just to play along, so he plays the Maitre'd. He puts his hands together to take
their order.

"Eh, boys, and girl uh? You make yourselves comfortable, uh?" Jake said grabbing Mikey and Chunk Cheek.

"Let them go!" I said trying to get him to let the boys but he grabbed me by both arms pulling me to him as I just stood there looking at him.

"Hey man let her go!" Mouth said as we both were struggling at this point but then stopped when he shoved us into Mikey and the others.

Jake addresses the mom in Italian then, speaks to the kids in English.

"She's going to cook you something." Jake said.

"WHAT DO YOU WANT?" The women yelled making us turn around. I just stood there.

"Water." Chunk said panicking.

"Lots of water." Data said only for Jake to leave.

I held onto Mouth as Mikey held onto me from behind.

"Five waters is that all?" She said.

"Yes" Chubb nodded.

Mouth smirked, as he was gonna do something

"No." He said and shrugged my hands off, "Mouth!" I whisper shouted.

"I want veal scallopini. I want a good fettuccini Alfredo." Mouth said going to her.

We kept trying to mouth to him to shut up.

"A bottle of Fettucine, 1981." Mouth said then putting his lips in kissing emotion, Kisses his thumb and forefinger like a gourmet.

She grabbed his mouth tightly, "The only thing we serve is tongue." She said as forcing his mouth open by pinching his cheeks.

She pops open a switchblade in her other hand. The other three boys and girl all cover their mouths in terror. As Mouth made a terrified noise.

"You kids like tongue?" She said looking at us evilly. We all shook our heads no in response hoping she would let Mouth go.

She closes the switchblade and releases Mouth making him go over to us quickly and I just hold onto him again.

She started to come to us as we all backed up hanging on each other, "That all?" She asked.

"Then again." Mouth said can't keeping his big mouth shut.

"Shut up mouth." Mikey and I said.

"Sit down!" She yelled when we were by the table and In panic, they hurriedly yank out the chairs from the table and sit down. Chunk falls over. Data wonders about the two "Customers" he saw earlier.

"You alright, Chunk? Hey guys..." Data said as Chunk got up.

Chunk was trying to explain what he saw in panic mode, "I know... I know.." he said "spit it out!" I complained.

"What happened to the two guys in the polyester suits that came before us? What happened to them?" Data said.

"Who knows maybe they left and we didn't see?" I said.

"Maybe she's right" Mikey said.

"I know." Chuck said.

"What, what is it? Spit it out!" Mikey said.

"You guys, if we don't get out of here soon, there's gonna be some... hostage crisis." Chunk said in a scared voice.

"Out in the garage, O..ORV, four wheel
drive, bullet holes the size of... Matzah Balls!" He said panicking making his voice rise.

"Chunk, I'm starting to O.D. on all your bullshit stories." Mouth said not believing it.

"Yeah." Data agreed.

"Shut up." Both Mikey and Data said.

The women returns with five glasses of pale brown liquid. It's water, but didn't look like it.

"There's your water!" The women said scowling.

"Thank you, Sir, uh, Ma'am." Data quickly fixed himself.

"Thank you, Sir..." Mikey said hesitant then quickly fixed it also "Oh, I mean, Ma'am." He said panicky.

I hand the glass up to the light, "This supposed to be water?" I said.

"It's wet ain't it? Drank it!" She said in a yelling voice/forcing voice.

Mikey changes the subject for two reasons: one, to avoid getting Desire to forcefully drink the water, and two, to get downstairs in hopes of finding some hint of the rich stuff.

"Miss, where's the men's room, please?" Mikey asks.

"Can't you hold it?" She asks Mikey annoyed.

"No." He said in a scared voice.

Chunk knows the Fratellis are dangerous, and must keep the group together near the front door. He tries to get Mikey to stay from leaving.

"Mikey, Mikey, this ain't the kind of place you wanna go to the bathroom in it." Chunk said.

The women faces Chunk stunned, "Why not?"

Chunk nervously replies, "Because, they might have daddy long legs in 'em..."

Mikey nervously tried to give the hint to Chunk, " Shhh! But I gotta go to the bathroom."

Chunk turns around seeing a guy carry a "trash bag" making Chunk lean in closer to Mikey "or dead things Mikey! Dead things." He said sternly and scared.

Mouth and I held up our glasses tilting them back and forth into each other's laughing, "hey Mikey you gotta go to the bathroom?" Mouth said in a deep voice.

"Killer dead things...big...mean..." Chunk whispered eagerly.

"Lady, please!" Mikey said.

The women looked at him Impatient, so she gives in "Downstairs, first door on the right."

He got up and went to leave, "thank you!" Mikey shouted.

"Mikey, come on!!" Chunk said.

"Stay to the right!" She yelled again.

"Yes Ma'am." He replied.

Chunk continued pleading "Please Mikey, dead things!"

"Stay to the right!" She shouted again making me roll my eyes annoyed.

"I know, "Stay to the right." Thank you." He said.

I looked seeing the door open couple minutes later.