Day 2 🥴

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"Volleyhoes"

Milk: GOOD MORNING EVERYBODY

Milk Fucker: it's 5 am dumbass

Milk: exactly! Gotta start my run to school

Milk Fucker: I AINT LETTING YOU BEAT ME

Milk: ITS ON BAKAGEYAMA

Suga-momma: At least they are ready for the day..

Jesus: wheres

Jesus: coffee

Best Bro #2: ASAHI I CAN BRING YOU COFFEE IF YOU WANT

Jesus: omfg please , you will be my savior noya-san

Best Bro #2:GOT IT ON MY WAY

Best Bro #1: heheh maybe if he's lucky he will get some😏😏😏

Salty-shima: Get some depression, cause thats all asahi has to offer

Yama-gucci: Tsukki~ Dont be that mean

Salty-shima: i mean, am i wrong?

Yama-gucci: ...

Salty-shima: exactly

Ennoshita: as mom #2 i will not allow you to bully asahi, just because he is a baby doesn't mean you are allowed to make fun of him

Salty-shima changed Ennoshita's name to "Mom #2"

Mom #2: you know, not even complaining

Best Bro #2: ALRIGHT LISTEN YOU HERE YOU LITTLE SHIT IF YOU THINK YOU ARE JUST GONNA COME IN HERE AND START DISSING MY BOI ASAHI THEN I WILL PERSONALLY GO OVER THERE MYSELF AND BEAT THE ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHIT OUTTA YOU, I DONT CARE IF IM LIKE 5 FOOT AND YOUR BASICALLY 6 FOOT I WILL STILL BEAT YO ASS DONT EVEN TEST ME BOI AND AS FAR AS I KNOW, IM THE SECOND YEAR HERE WHO IS SUPERIOR TO YOU

Salty-shima: Try me, bitch

Best Bro #2: Alright, im on my way

Yama-gucci changed Best Bro #2's name to "Asahi Protector"

Jesus: Noya, please don't get into fights because of me.

Asahi Protector: if you think im just gonna let someone talk shit bout you, YOUR WRONG. Especially this salty little ass hole

Yama-gucci: how is half of the team always bullying asahi and the other half protecting him

Dadchi: And Noya being both simultaneously.

Asahi Protector: excellent multitasking

Salty-shima: Didn't think you had the capacity to do anything other than yell, eat, and receive.

Asahi Protector: what about shit?

Salty-shima: wdym? You can't shit if you are a piece of shit yourself.

Asahi Protector: rUde

Milk: guys, i just saw asahi almost trip and noya yell ROLLING THUNDAHHH While dashing towards him

Best Bro #1: gotta recieve his mans , y'know

Milk: asahi fell on his face and now noya is crying , im gonna go help them.

Milk Fucker: i will too

Dadchi: I feel like I wouldn't be fulfilling my role as a father if I didn't ask for a status update on the situation. All's good now?

Asahi Protector: Yeah, no injuries.

Jesus: im having a mental breakdown rn

Salty-shima: isn't that normal?

Jesus: yes but this time i think even you would agree

Salty-shims: i doubt it but go ahead

Jesus: i just saw noya and tanaka eating a kit kat like this...

Jesus:   i just saw noya and tanaka eating a kit kat like this

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Salty-shima: wow, now thats a fucking sin

Yama-gucci: who does that...

Suga-momma: HOW DID I ALLOW MY CHILDREN TO COMMIT SUCH A TRAGEDY

Dadchi: where did i go wrong as a parent

Asahi Protector: wdym? Thats how you eat a kit kat

Best Bro #1: Yeah, why are you guys so upset?

Salty-shima changed Best Bro #1's name to "Disgrace"

Disgrace: I resent that

Asahi Protector: yeah we don't judge you guys

Salty-shima: You literally laugh at all of us the most out of anybody

Asahi Protector: I'm laughing with you

Salty-shima: yeah just like when Tanaka got slapped in the face by that girl for being a perv we were all laughing with him.

Milk: he was crying though?

Salty-shima: wow you were all right, I am the only one with the brain cell

Yama-gucci: what about me tsukki 🥺

Salty-shima: your an exception

Disgrace: you're** looks like your beloved brain cell stops working when your boyfriend shows up huh?

Yama-gucci: 😳😳

Salty-shima: YOU CAN SHUT YOUR DIRTY MOUTH

Asahi Protector: the salty king has been angered, what will he do next. Find out on the next exciting episode of volleyhoes.

Milk: uhh... since when was this a tv show?

Asahi Protector: good lord, please give this child a brain, or even one brain cell.

Jesus: No can do, that is beyond my power

Asahi Protector: well dArn

Dadchi: for love of god please go to bed its 4 am.

Disgrace: hmm nO

Dadchi: Your name fits you well.

Disgrace: You know dadchi is cranky when he start bein a bully.

Dadchi: hm I wOndEr wHy, its only 4 aM

Asahi Protector: when it turns into a life style you get used to it

Dadchi: I DON'T WANT IT TO BE A FLIPPING LIFE STYLE AND IF YOU DON'T GO TO BED I WILL GIVE YOU EXTRA EXERCISES AT PRACTICE

Disgrace: even when he's mad he still doesnt cure

Asahi Protector: 👏👏👏 good dad

Dadchi: trash sons

Disgrace: alright alright, i gUesS i'll go to sleep

Dadchi: thank you, goodnight

Milk: thank you dad, i have been up for so long because of the chat

Dadchi: No problem

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