"Volleyhoes"Milk: GOOD MORNING EVERYBODY
Milk Fucker: it's 5 am dumbass
Milk: exactly! Gotta start my run to school
Milk Fucker: I AINT LETTING YOU BEAT ME
Milk: ITS ON BAKAGEYAMA
Suga-momma: At least they are ready for the day..
Jesus: wheres
Jesus: coffee
Best Bro #2: ASAHI I CAN BRING YOU COFFEE IF YOU WANT
Jesus: omfg please , you will be my savior noya-san
Best Bro #2:GOT IT ON MY WAY
Best Bro #1: heheh maybe if he's lucky he will get some😏😏😏
Salty-shima: Get some depression, cause thats all asahi has to offer
Yama-gucci: Tsukki~ Dont be that mean
Salty-shima: i mean, am i wrong?
Yama-gucci: ...
Salty-shima: exactly
Ennoshita: as mom #2 i will not allow you to bully asahi, just because he is a baby doesn't mean you are allowed to make fun of him
Salty-shima changed Ennoshita's name to "Mom #2"
Mom #2: you know, not even complaining
Best Bro #2: ALRIGHT LISTEN YOU HERE YOU LITTLE SHIT IF YOU THINK YOU ARE JUST GONNA COME IN HERE AND START DISSING MY BOI ASAHI THEN I WILL PERSONALLY GO OVER THERE MYSELF AND BEAT THE ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHIT OUTTA YOU, I DONT CARE IF IM LIKE 5 FOOT AND YOUR BASICALLY 6 FOOT I WILL STILL BEAT YO ASS DONT EVEN TEST ME BOI AND AS FAR AS I KNOW, IM THE SECOND YEAR HERE WHO IS SUPERIOR TO YOU
Salty-shima: Try me, bitch
Best Bro #2: Alright, im on my way
Yama-gucci changed Best Bro #2's name to "Asahi Protector"
Jesus: Noya, please don't get into fights because of me.
Asahi Protector: if you think im just gonna let someone talk shit bout you, YOUR WRONG. Especially this salty little ass hole
Yama-gucci: how is half of the team always bullying asahi and the other half protecting him
Dadchi: And Noya being both simultaneously.
Asahi Protector: excellent multitasking
Salty-shima: Didn't think you had the capacity to do anything other than yell, eat, and receive.
Asahi Protector: what about shit?
Salty-shima: wdym? You can't shit if you are a piece of shit yourself.
Asahi Protector: rUde
Milk: guys, i just saw asahi almost trip and noya yell ROLLING THUNDAHHH While dashing towards him
Best Bro #1: gotta recieve his mans , y'know
Milk: asahi fell on his face and now noya is crying , im gonna go help them.
Milk Fucker: i will too
Dadchi: I feel like I wouldn't be fulfilling my role as a father if I didn't ask for a status update on the situation. All's good now?
Asahi Protector: Yeah, no injuries.
Jesus: im having a mental breakdown rn
Salty-shima: isn't that normal?
Jesus: yes but this time i think even you would agree
Salty-shims: i doubt it but go ahead
Jesus: i just saw noya and tanaka eating a kit kat like this...
Salty-shima: wow, now thats a fucking sin
Yama-gucci: who does that...
Suga-momma: HOW DID I ALLOW MY CHILDREN TO COMMIT SUCH A TRAGEDY
Dadchi: where did i go wrong as a parent
Asahi Protector: wdym? Thats how you eat a kit kat
Best Bro #1: Yeah, why are you guys so upset?
Salty-shima changed Best Bro #1's name to "Disgrace"
Disgrace: I resent that
Asahi Protector: yeah we don't judge you guys
Salty-shima: You literally laugh at all of us the most out of anybody
Asahi Protector: I'm laughing with you
Salty-shima: yeah just like when Tanaka got slapped in the face by that girl for being a perv we were all laughing with him.
Milk: he was crying though?
Salty-shima: wow you were all right, I am the only one with the brain cell
Yama-gucci: what about me tsukki 🥺
Salty-shima: your an exception
Disgrace: you're** looks like your beloved brain cell stops working when your boyfriend shows up huh?
Yama-gucci: 😳😳
Salty-shima: YOU CAN SHUT YOUR DIRTY MOUTH
Asahi Protector: the salty king has been angered, what will he do next. Find out on the next exciting episode of volleyhoes.
Milk: uhh... since when was this a tv show?
Asahi Protector: good lord, please give this child a brain, or even one brain cell.
Jesus: No can do, that is beyond my power
Asahi Protector: well dArn
Dadchi: for love of god please go to bed its 4 am.
Disgrace: hmm nO
Dadchi: Your name fits you well.
Disgrace: You know dadchi is cranky when he start bein a bully.
Dadchi: hm I wOndEr wHy, its only 4 aM
Asahi Protector: when it turns into a life style you get used to it
Dadchi: I DON'T WANT IT TO BE A FLIPPING LIFE STYLE AND IF YOU DON'T GO TO BED I WILL GIVE YOU EXTRA EXERCISES AT PRACTICE
Disgrace: even when he's mad he still doesnt cure
Asahi Protector: 👏👏👏 good dad
Dadchi: trash sons
Disgrace: alright alright, i gUesS i'll go to sleep
Dadchi: thank you, goodnight
Milk: thank you dad, i have been up for so long because of the chat
Dadchi: No problem
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