🏐haikyuu chat fic🏐

Volleygays 🥴

~Volleyhoes~

Disgrace: HOLY RAVI-FUCKING-OLI

Suga-momma: hOW MANY TIMES-

Disgrace: nONONONONONONONO ITS CONSTITUTED THIS TIME

Disgrace: CAUSE WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST WALK IN ON HAPPENING

Suga-momma: hOLY-

Milk Fucker: Hinata was tired, so he kinda just became a ... koala?

Disgrace: YOU REALLY SURE HE'S REALLY TIRED? ARENT YOU TWO ALWAYS RACING EACHOTHER AT THIS HOUR???

Milk Fucker: Yes, but its because of you dumbasses that kept this dumbass up all night.

Suga-momma: Kageyama, if your gonna curse at least find more than just dumbass. Although i don't encourage cursing at all.

Disgrace: BUT THAT CONSTITUTES CURSING RIGHT??

Disgrace: LIKE IM NOT CRAZY???

Disgrace: MY SHIP??????

Suga-momma: that is quite the discovery so ig I gotta make an exception

Milk Fucker: your what?

Asahi Protector: AYYYY SHRIMPY THATS RIGHT!! USE YO MAAAAAAAAAAANS

Milk Fucker: his what?

Asahi Protector: ahhhhh the young are so oblivious to even their own feelings

Disgrace: mhm mhm fax

Milk: wdym? We've been dating for a month.

Suga-momma: what

Disgrace: what

Asahi Protector: what

Jesus: what

Dadchi: what

Mom #2: what

Salty-shima: what

Yama-gucci: what

Milk Fucker: Why are you all surprised?

Suga-momma: AS YOUR MOTHER I DEMAND YOU TELL ME WHEN THESE THINGS HAPPEN.

Dadchi: Good lord, almost gave me a heart attack

Suga-momma: Anywho, we are proud of you two

Jesus: as your uncle , i am proud as well

Salty-shima: fuckin gays

Yama-gucci: tSukki weve been dAting for 6 mOnths nOw

Suga-momma: W H A T

Dadchi: HOW COME OUR CHILDREN ARE NOT TELLING US, THE PARENTS, THESE IMPORTANT THINGS

Salty-shima: yamaguchi, why