🏐haikyuu chat fic🏐

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~Volleygays~
Daichi reset all nicknames in the chat.

Oikawa: dude what the HELL

Nishinoya: Dad why

Tanaka: oUR BEAUTIFUL NICK NAMESS

Tsukishima: haha fuckers

Tanaka: hAhA fUcKeRS

Tsukishima: Tanaka I will fucking go to your house and shove your crusty ass jizz twinkies down your throat.

Tanaka changed Tsukishima's name to Jizz Twinkies.

Jizz Twinkies: Im omw

Yamaguchi: Tsukki No

Jizz Twinkies: Yamaguchi- dont get involved in this. Im bouta commit man slaughter

Yamaguchi: Tsukki if you step one foot out this door - I myself will beat you up.

Kuroo: kInky

Daichi: nO- STOP DONT MAKE SUCH DISGUSTING REMARKS TO MY CHILDREN

Hinata: awwww dad 🥺🥺💗💗

Kageyama: 👁👄👁

Tanaka: 👁👅👁

Sugawara: Tanaka get you crusty tongue outta here, cause god knows whatchu gonna do with it

Tanaka: 😔😔

Oikawa: Ya nasty smh

Tanaka: says the one who wears a man thong-

Oikawa: iT SCULPTS MY ASS PERFECTLY STFU

Iwaizumi: Oikawa we all know your ass is flat as hell

Oikawa: eVERY LITTLE THING HELPSSSS

Bokuto: Cant relate, my ass looks phat as hell

Akaashi: I will admit- Only this once. Bokuto does have a pretty phat ass.

Nishinoya: say no homo-

Akaashi: no homo?

Tanaka: okay he's good

Akaashi: 😑😑

Kuroo: Practice is wack

Hinata: THAT'S IT

Hinata: I'M GONNA SAY IT

Oikawa: 😲🍿

Hinata: I DONT CARE THAT YOU BROKE YOUR ELBOW

Kageyama: YOU LITTLE PIECE OF SHIT-

Sugawara: lANGUAGE FJDKEKSKDK

Kuroo: this is fUCKING HILARIOUS

Bokuto: BRO-

Kuroo: bro?

Bokuto: WE SHOULD HAVE A GIANT SLEEPOVER- EVERYONE IN THIS GC IS INVITED

Oikawa: i mean-

Iwaizumi: bet

Kenma: no

Kuroo: kenma you basically live with me- your coming

Kenma: smh

Yamaguchi: i'll drag tsukki there!!

Jizz Twinkies: No

Sugawara: That sounds fun! I'll make sure everyone goes!!

Asahi: We got snacks-

Bokuto: Alrightt! Sleepover tomorrow night at my place, DONT BE LATE!!! 😡😡😡😡