*chase Atlantic playing card against humanity*
Christian:
Okay so the black card says
'Fun tip!
When your man asks to go down on him, try surprising him with ____ instead'Mitchel:
OMG
THIS ONE IS GUNNA COME IN HANDYClinton:
Mitchel-
Just say what card you think will winMitchel:
Elderly Japanese man 🤤🤤Clinton:
My collection of high tech sex toy-Jesse:
THATS actually kinda ironic that Clinton git that card cause he has-Clinton:
FINISH THAT SENTENCE AND MAMA CLINTON WILL END UPat:
Hi um I don't wanna know what you do to Jesse 🥺🥺Jesse:
My card turn
The light of a billon suns
Mitchel needs that! THAT FUCKER IS WHITER THEN SNOW ISTGMitchel:
Okay rude
I'm tryna be emo boyChristian:
Eye-
Your not emo MitchelMitchel:
You don't know that 🥺Christian:
Let's just get on with the game
A good sniffPat:
Okay I really think I win this one-
SeXuAl pEeInGClinton:
DUDE IM SO DEADJesse:
WOT CUNTMitchel:
@ 'S CHRISTIAN WHEN HE IS WATCHING ME IN THE SHOWER WHILST HE PEESChristian:
I DO NOTPat:
IM GETTING THE NEXT BLACK CAR
'_____: kid-tested, mother-approved'
And my card is a six point plan to stop the boats :DChristian:
SwoopingJesse:
HuhChristian:
My card fucking says swoopingJesse:
Oh
Well mine says
ItaliansMitchel:
I remember when I first saw u I though you were from Italy or sum shitJesse:
Wot cunt
I mean Italian food is the bombClinton:
Imma win :D watch me
wait for it
Wait for it
Wait
For
ItChristian:
JUST FUCKING TELL US ALREAYClinton:
Shit up and I will
Wait for it
Okay
NOW
NICOLÁS CAGE
SNBDBDBDBDJSNDBXBZJNZZBBZBZBXBXBXBXBJXJXNFBFNDKWIWIDJGBRKLSIFFBDKSKXIFJDKLZJFJFBENSKFJFBRBVHJXFKMDNDJFKFKFNFNFJJFUFJFNFNNJDJDXNFUCKMEJESSENDNXJDNDjesse:
I SWEAR NY NAME IN THAT 😳😳Mitchel:
I chose the black card now listen you slutsPat:
I didn't read out my card :(Mitchel:
Fine do it now 🙄Pat:
:D
BATMAN!!!mitchel:
Okay over now my card turn 😎👌👌👌
'What broke up the original wiggles?'
My card says
Balls 🎱 🎱
We all know Greg had them massive balls 🤤🤤
I'm finna get me a yellow wiggleChristian:
You disgust me
Why am I with you?Mitchel:
Cause I give good head bb 🥺🥺
Now read you card slut.Christian:
Tru tru and fine
Wet dreamsMitchel:
Me @ every yellow wiggle
Yes that means u EmmaChristian:
Kiarna says she is disgusted in uMitchel:
Kiarna is making me say it tho 🥺🥺Clinton:
Mitchel shit up and let's get back to the game you whore
My card says
Inappropriate yodeling 🙈
The type you hear mummy do Sunday mornings before churchMitchel:
Now you off track
HipócritasJesse:
Huh
Anywhore my card says
Wanking into a pool of children tearsClinton:
I think we found our winnerPat:
Y'all forgot me again 🥺
My card says
Glassing a wankerMitchel:
This is so hard to choose who wins 🥺🥺🥺Pat:
Jesse
Cause like wanking into a pool of children tearsJesse:
See whites I win :PChristian:
Yeah fuck off im choosing the next gameClinton:
You just salty you didn't win___________________
Sup? So I like I got my nana to say sup now 🥺 anywhore Imma be making more of these soon cause I have card against humanity and no one plays it with me :(
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FanfictionMitchel: IM A CRACKHEAD AYY Clinton: I named my boil 'jesse' Jesse: Wot cunt Christian: MITCHEL STOP Pat: What did I get myself into