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*chase Atlantic playing card against humanity*

Christian:
Okay so the black card says
'Fun tip!
When your man asks to go down on him, try surprising him with ____ instead'

Mitchel:
OMG
THIS ONE IS GUNNA COME IN HANDY

Clinton:
Mitchel-
Just say what card you think will win

Mitchel:
Elderly Japanese man 🤤🤤

Clinton:
My collection of high tech sex toy-

Jesse:
THATS actually kinda ironic that Clinton git that card cause he has-

Clinton:
FINISH THAT SENTENCE AND MAMA CLINTON WILL END U

Pat:
Hi um I don't wanna know what you do to Jesse 🥺🥺

Jesse:
My card turn
The light of a billon suns
Mitchel needs that! THAT FUCKER IS WHITER THEN SNOW ISTG

Mitchel:
Okay rude
I'm tryna be emo boy

Christian:
Eye-
Your not emo Mitchel

Mitchel:
You don't know that 🥺

Christian:
Let's just get on with the game
A good sniff

Pat:
Okay I really think I win this one-
SeXuAl pEeInG

Clinton:
DUDE IM SO DEAD

Jesse:
WOT CUNT

Mitchel:
@ 'S CHRISTIAN WHEN HE IS WATCHING ME IN THE SHOWER WHILST HE PEES

Christian:
I DO NOT

Pat:
IM GETTING THE NEXT BLACK CAR
'_____: kid-tested, mother-approved'
And my card is a six point plan to stop the boats :D

Christian:
Swooping

Jesse:
Huh

Christian:
My card fucking says swooping

Jesse:
Oh
Well mine says
Italians

Mitchel:
I remember when I first saw u I though you were from Italy or sum shit

Jesse:
Wot cunt
I mean Italian food is the bomb

Clinton:
Imma win :D watch me
wait for it
Wait for it
Wait
For
It

Christian:
JUST FUCKING TELL US ALREAY

Clinton:
Shit up and I will
Wait for it
Okay
NOW
NICOLÁS CAGE
SNBDBDBDBDJSNDBXBZJNZZBBZBZBXBXBXBXBJXJXNFBFNDKWIWIDJGBRKLSIFFBDKSKXIFJDKLZJFJFBENSKFJFBRBVHJXFKMDNDJFKFKFNFNFJJFUFJFNFNNJDJDXNFUCKMEJESSENDNXJDND

jesse:
I SWEAR NY NAME IN THAT 😳😳

Mitchel:
I chose the black card now listen you sluts

Pat:
I didn't read out my card :(

Mitchel:
Fine do it now 🙄

Pat:
:D
BATMAN!!!

mitchel:
Okay over now my card turn 😎👌👌👌
'What broke up the original wiggles?'
My card says
Balls 🎱 🎱
We all know Greg had them massive balls 🤤🤤
I'm finna get me a yellow wiggle

Christian:
You disgust me
Why am I with you?

Mitchel:
Cause I give good head bb 🥺🥺
Now read you card slut.

Christian:
Tru tru and fine
Wet dreams

Mitchel:
Me @ every yellow wiggle
Yes that means u Emma

Christian:
Kiarna says she is disgusted in u

Mitchel:
Kiarna is making me say it tho 🥺🥺

Clinton:
Mitchel shit up and let's get back to the game you whore
My card says
Inappropriate yodeling 🙈
The type you hear mummy do Sunday mornings before church

Mitchel:
Now you off track
Hipócritas

Jesse:
Huh
Anywhore my card says
Wanking into a pool of children tears

Clinton:
I think we found our winner

Pat:
Y'all forgot me again 🥺
My card says
Glassing a wanker

Mitchel:
This is so hard to choose who wins 🥺🥺🥺

Pat:
Jesse
Cause like wanking into a pool of children tears

Jesse:
See whites I win :P

Christian:
Yeah fuck off im choosing the next game

Clinton:
You just salty you didn't win

___________________
Sup? So I like I got my nana to say sup now 🥺 anywhore Imma be making more of these soon cause I have card against humanity and no one plays it with me :(

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