Christian:
Sometimes I have blonde moments but forget that I'm blonde and that they seem to occur naturally to me then all the other blondes like why do they get to be smart and I get to be dumb?
What if I dye my hair black
Mitchel:
Hoe-
Don't die your hair black
Christian:
MoM tHiS iS nOt a PhAsE
I aM eMo
Mitchel:
That's not even funny
Christian:
Your just salty
Mitchel:
Am not
Christian:
Are two
Mitchel:
Am not
Christian:
Are two
Mitchel:
AM NOT
CHRISTIAN:
not my fault your salty
Mitchel:
Maybe you should be the bottom in this relationship
Christian:
Can I'm too busy evening top 😌
Mitchel:
SIR UR FINNA TRYNA CATCH A DIVORCE
Christian:
SIR WE ARENT EVEN MARRIED
Mitchel:
But we can change that 🥺
Christian:
Are u saying what I think your saying
Mitchel:
Yes bb
Christian:
OF COURE ILL BE YOUR CHICKEN NUGHT DADDY 🥺💜💜💜💜
Mitchel:
That's not-
Nvm
Yes be my chicken nuggets daddy
Christian:
Ily lemme go buy you a shit ton of chicken nuggets and we can watch the lost boys 🥺🥺
Mitchel:
Okay 🥺
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